Chinese
Astrology Profile
by Suzanne White
for
Paula
Abdul
June
19, 1962
2:32
PM
Los
Angeles, California
Calculated
for:
Daylight
Savings Time, Time Zone 8 hours West
Latitude:
34 N 03 08
Longitude:
118 W 14 34
Positions
of Sun at birth is 28 deg 06 min of Gemini
INTRODUCTION
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WHAT
IS CHINESE ASTROLOGY?
Like
our own western astrology, Chinese astrology uses twelve different
signs or symbols to define twelve basic categories of human
being. Similarly to western astrology, the Chinese system uses
a person's birth date as the basis for his sign, so in some
ways the two systems are alike. Now, let's have a look at how
they differ.
Our
own astrological signs are monthly. Each of our signs has a
different heaven-inspired mythological name and corresponds
to a period equivalent to a single Sun cycle. If you were born
in the Sun cycle period labeled Aquarius, then in western astrological
terms you are an Aquarian. Chinese zodiacal signs are yearly.
Each Chinese sign has a different animal name and corresponds
to a period equivalent to an entire Chinese calendar year.
If you were born in a yearlong period which the Chinese label
the Dragon Year, then in Chinese astrological terms you are
a Dragon. Simple? Yes.
Chinese
astrology is so simple that you need only know the year of
your birth to find out which of the twelve signs is yours.
But there is one tricky aspect to consider. The Chinese New
Year falls on a different date every year. This holiday can
occur as early as mid-January or not until late February. If
you were born in either January or February, that is, if you
are either Capricorn or Aquarius in western astrology, you
need to know whether you were born before or after the Chinese
New Year. This interpretation has calculated that information
for you.
The
Chinese animal symbols are: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Cat, Dragon, Snake,
Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog and Pig. These animals always
appear in the same order. Since the beginning of recorded Chinese
time, 2637 B.C., the animal sequence has recurred faithfully
every twelve years. It always begins with the Rat and ends
with the Pig. And to make things even more convenient for us
Twentieth-Century Westerners, 1900 was a Rat year. That means
that the next Rat year was 1912 and 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960,
1972, 1984 were all Rat years. Anybody born in any of these
years is a Rat.
Chinese
astrology, in one form or another, was widely used all over
the Orient from the fortieth century B.C. It became especially
popular between 2953 and 2838 B.C. under the Emperor Fu Hsi
and again under Shen Nung, who was born in the twenty-eighth
century B.C. The zodiacal system and its philosophies as we
know them today were codified by Ta Nao, an able minister of
Emperor Huang Ti, born about 2704 B.C. It was made official
in 2637 B.C. and was formally inaugurated, as were other historical
events, at the sixtieth anniversary of the same popular Emperor
Huang Ti's accession to the throne. For forty-six centuries
thereafter, this system was used as the national standard and
touched on all state affairs in China.
People
born in Pig years are all somewhat naive and hate to say no;
Rats are aggressive and talkative; Dogs loyal and ardent, Snakes
altruistic and attractive; Dragons healthy and noisy; Horses
independent and pragmatic; Goats dependent and creative and
have no sense of time; Oxen slow and eloquent; Tigers rash
and magnetic; Cats flee conflict and love tradition; Monkeys
are entertaining and give lots of presents; Roosters are resourceful
and bossy and adore clothes.
YIN
AND YANG
Yin
and Yang are the two main opposite but equal Chinese philosophical
forces. The power of Yin is sometimes interpreted as passive,
female, docile, receptive and society-oriented. Conversely,
the Yang energy is said to be aggressive, male and socially
indifferent. To the Chinese, everything in life is either Yin
or Yang, and the trick to achieving harmony is knowing how
to balance Yin and Yang so they operate in synergy rather than
clash.
According
to Chinese thought, any circumstance in the universe - a rainstorm,
a night of love, a child taking its first steps, a wobbly bedstead,
a frantic phone call, a dish of steaming pasta, a traffic accident,
a dancing bride and groom or a washing-line in the sunlight
- is the direct result of an energy balance or imbalance between
Yin and Yang.
THE
FIVE ELEMENTS - WOOD, FIRE, EARTH, METAL, AND WATER
To
allow for movement to occur and bring about change, Chinese
philosophy calls upon the five elements as agents of change
and reaction. Change, the Chinese think, derives from the influence
of the five main elements - Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal and Water
- on the basic Yin or Yang energies. Like in the old rock,
paper, scissors game, each of these five Chinese elements has
the ability to control and/or destroy the previous element,
and is capable of producing the element that directly follows
it. In the regenerative cycle of the elements, Water engenders
Wood. Wood begets Fire. Fire burns to Earth. Earth creates
Metal and Metal gives way to Water.
Wood
is characterized by the color green. Wood heralds the beginning
of life, springtime and buds, sensuality and fecundity. Wood's
influence affects the liver, the gallbladder and, by extension,
the digestion. Wood needs moisture to thrive. Its two opposite
yet equally emotional forces are rage and altruism. The Wood
person will be expansive, outgoing and socially conscious.
Wood,
in its turn, can create and nourish Fire. Fire's signatory
color is red. Fire is hot weather, satisfaction of nature,
aridity and dust. The tongue and the small intestine are the
centers of attention in the Fire person's body. Fire makes
heat, which either warms or burns. The Fire person must constantly
seek to balance a tendency to explode and possibly destroy,
against a desire to create coziness and warmth. Passionate
by nature, this impatient, ebullient person must strive to
keep his flame under control.
Earth
is created from the ashes of the Fire. Now we are in the soothingly
satisfying late summer cycle. Earth's favorite color is yellow,
which represents the equanimity between beginnings and. endings.
The weather of Earth is mild or temperate. In the human body,
Earth influences spleen, pancreas and mouth. Earth's two opposite
but equal forces which need to be kept in constant balance
are enhancing and smothering. On the one hand Earth gives care
and allows for growth and improvement. On the other, Earth
buries roots and snuffs out breath. Earth people are gifted
for fairness and have the ability to commit themselves to protracted
projects and complete Herculean tasks with ease. They must
struggle against a penchant for worry.
The
Earth grows Metal in her veins. Metal says white and autumn.
Metal is cool, crisp weather. Metal's effect on the body centers
in the lungs and respiratory system. It only secondarily rules
the large intestine and the nose. Metal people like to communicate.
They need to keep discord and harmony in constant balance.
Metal signifies the onset of winter. Its influence can sometimes
add sadness or gloom to an astrological chart. Two of Metal's
emotional forces are melancholy and romance. I see Metal as
Wagnerian. Metal people must guard against a tendency to wallow
in nostalgia.
Lastly,
Metal begets Water - groundwater trickling its way through
layers of the Earth's core. Water's color is blue. Its season
is full-blown winter. Water is always moving, fluid, and mutational.
In our bodies, water's influence affects our plumbing systems,
the kidneys and the bladder. The ear, too, comes under the
spell of Water. Hence people born in Water-ruled years are
frequently musical. They pick up on everything. Be it good
or bad, they never miss a vibe. Water-ruled creatures are always
very sensitive and sometimes even mentally fragile. The downside
of Water's influence, then, is a stressful nervousness. To
balance that fidgety, squeamish, overly sensitive side, Water
endows its subjects with the noblest quality of all, kindness
and sympathy. Sometimes too permeable, the Water-ruled must
take precautions against drowning in the chagrin of those they
see as less fortunate than themselves.
So,
the five elements cause the commotion and are responsible for
creating and maintaining both balance and imbalance - for moving
things around and making life interesting. These purveyors
of change can be controlled or not, depending on how one manages
them.
Each
animal year of the Chinese zodiac has been assigned one of
the five elements. The elements each turn up twice in the cycle
going away for another ten years. The five elements are always
presented in the above order. Once we know this, we can understand
how the elements directly affect us and pertain to individual
characters.
The
elements work by governing each animal sign once through the
sixty-year "century" You will not come across a Water
Horse more than once in sixty years. This fact alone accounts
for sixty different basic character or destiny types. Further,
when a learned Chinese astrologer draws up a chart for an individual
person according to the Chinese astrological system, he takes
into consideration the month and the season, the time of day
and the type of weather on the day of birth as well as certain
astral configurations at the moment of birth. In all, good
Chinese astrologers deal with a base of no less than 512,640
different possible personality charts. This means that only
two people in a million stand a chance of being born with identical
destinies.
YOUR
CHINESE SIGN
HONORABLE TIGER,
Noble
and fearless, you are respected for your courage and dreaded
for your ferocity and incessant intemperance. Like a raging
torrent, you constantly overflow your banks. Where are you
going in such a hurry? Can't you take a peek before you pounce?
Slow down, practice moderation. Stop being so heartbreakingly
attractive. It's exhausting. For us. And for you.
People
find you so dashing and plucky that they often want to climb
aboard and go along for the ride. You never want for companionship.
But you, Tiger dear, are a swashbuckling loner. The top is
the only place you want to be. You court danger. The fiercer
the enemy, the more dramatic and calamitous the situation,
the broader grows your Tigerish grin. But watch out! Your changeability,
disdain for rules, self-sufficiency, and devil-may-care jauntiness
could be your undoing.
In
matters of the heart you are too demanding. But you certainly
aren't boring. You get on best with devoted Dogs, who espouse
your causes. Independent Horses will be able both to love you
and stay off your case. Complicitous Dragons find loving you
quite endlessly scrumptious. Monkeys admire you, but remember,
Monkeys can be tricky. Whatever you do, don't take up with
a tempestuous Tiger like yourself. You are unusually lucky,
but not that lucky.
You'll
breeze through your youth. But by the age of thirty-five, half
a lifetime's excesses may start to catch up with you. Call
yourself to order by age forty and when you reach fifty you'll
be young again, ready for a productive old age. A piece of
advice? Go ahead and take the job as a five-star general, but
choose your lieutenants wisely. You will be needing all the
loyal counsel you can get.
THE
TIGER ID CARD
Lasting
symbols have special powers. Enhance your self-image. Live
surrounded with tangible signs of your own identity. Make these
symbols known to your friends and loved ones. Use them often
and they will bring you luck, security and a feeling of personal
worth.
YOUR
BEST
Your
best color is bright red, flower is carnation, fragrance is
jasmine, tree is sycamore, flavor is sweet, birthstone is ruby,
and lucky number is 7.
YOUR
FAVORITE
Your
favorite food is fruit pie, animal is the tiger, drink is lemonade,
spice is cinnamon, metal is gold, herb is thyme, and musical
instrument is the trumpet.
THE
TIGER IS YANG. THE TIGER'S MOTTO IS "I WIN."
On
your best behavior, Tiger, you are a lovable, alluring, warm-hearted,
altruistic, honorable, hard-working, pleasant, independent,
engaging, dynamic and idealistic sweetie pie.
When
you act up (which is often), you are a rash, hotheaded, reckless,
infatuate, quarrelsome, caustic, moody, predatory, rebellious,
disobedient, and irreverent rascal.
You
are an awe-inspiring Tiger: a doer, a mover, a shaker and an
accomplisher of world-class projects. Because of your unusual
accessibility and ease of manner, people almost immediately
love you. They are attracted by your magical aura, enthralled
by your charm, enchanted and impressed by your fun-filled lifestyle.
They drink it all in. Your benevolent Tiger nature goes down
like a wondrous potion, guaranteed to cheer people up, designed
to make them believe in a better life, and certain to involve
them up to their chins in the most sensational methods of survival
known to man.
You
are the "enfant terrible" of the Chinese zodiac.
You are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous
in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious,
unexpected places.
When
you don't get the full spotlight, you act up like a naughty
child. You cause trouble or skulk away into the dark side of
your secret self and stay away for a long, long time. You are
an indefatigable self-promoter and a willful, but lovable,
egomaniac.
You
are unpredictable which makes you exasperating and hard to
read or pin down. You are notorious for stumping your friends
and enemies by blinding them with gestures of kindness and
hospitality, followed by a cool denial of contact for weeks
at a time. Nobody ever knows just where you are when. You have
too many phone numbers and can never be reached. You are an
ultra-social being, but you work best alone, prowling and stalking
your prey in the dark night of this gnarly forest we call Life.
Afraid
of nothing, you charge around the world at a pace more appropriate
to satellite shrapnel re-entering the atmosphere. No one can
stop you and no one can ever get through to you. Tigers are
rarely at home. You are peripatetic to a fault. You are erratic,
sending out mixed messages that can drive your family and associates
mad with insecurity.
No
excuses: you are often hard to locate and difficult to confine
to regulations, and you like it that way. You feel that it
is not your fault if you aren't at home; it's everyone else's
fault for expecting you to be there. You are strong, brave
and sure to get things done, but you cannot be counted on to
adhere to schedules meant for mere mortals. Tigers are pathologically
independent.
Furthermore,
you hate to be scolded. Hence you flatly refuse to accept "friendly" observations
or allow for constructive criticism concerning your gadabout
lifestyle. You fly off the handle at the slightest reproof
or disapproval. Tigerish disdain for hierarchies, status, snobbery,
and social strata is fierce. When in full rebellion against
fusty systems and censorious rigidity, you are at your harshest.
Watch your ego. When it is threatened, you may fling some very
muddy language around and you will spare nobody's feelings.
You
are not quite as dramatic as Dragons, but you are just as wild
and twice as vengeful. You are not nearly so tricky as Monkeys,
nor as stolidly obstinate as Oxen, but you are three times
the strategist of either and at times almost as unreasonable
as the most stubborn Ox. You are not Schwarzenegger strong,
Rambo tough, or gangster dangerous. No. You are strong because
you feel strong. You're close-to-the-ground muscular, yet streamlined
and linear. You're always on the alert, taut, ready to spring
and pounce at a split second's notice. Underneath that luxuriant
striped coat, you are all sinew and power, gristle and brawn.
Still,
you are a really nice person. Despite your sharpened claws
and razor fangs, you are noble. You don't tolerate evil. You
are anti nastiness. You are a ghost buster, natural-born exorcist,
and banisher of evil spirits. The Chinese claim that having
a Tiger in the house keeps it forever safe from fire, thieves
and ghosts. Would it be wise, then, for us to resist your tireless
insistence on having your own way?
You
are not an easy-going lightweight. No matter your size, shape
or persuasion, you take up acres of emotional space. Even at
your gentlest, you are neither house pet nor casual acquaintance.
Nobody who has more than a howdy-do acquaintance with you is
ever able to slough you off with an indifferent shrug. You
need attention, lots of it. You want to work, play, make love,
converse and interact in all sorts of ways. You are just plain
there. Nobody says, "Shut up." Or "Go and lie
down on your blanket," to you and lives to tell the tale.
By nature, you do not remain in the background, so people have
to either love you adoringly or hate and reject you.(and they
will)
You
are somehow spiritually invasive. You demand unflinching devotion
to your endless causes and sympathy for your countless woes.
Sometimes it seems as though you were put on earth to force
everyone else to make choices, pass judgments, take sides and
prove or disprove their loyalties.
With
you, there is no middle ground. Intensity is a word that might
have been invented to describe the Tiger's state of mind. You
are constantly involved in stormy litigations or tense power
struggles in which you frequently lack reserve or employ good
sense. You need wise allies to stay your hand as you tend to
get too feisty too soon. If you have opted to be someone's
friend, you want them to take your side against the bad guys,
and, because you are so winning and adorable and fair of mind,
they often do.
Not
many people can stand having you around all the time. You need
space and so do the others. Like all cats, you are territorial.
Your house is your domain and can be a minefield of disputes,
breaches of contract and stormy family battles. You nearly
always stand your ground. Faced with your adversaries' most
outrageous claims and accusations, and even the threat of disrepute
or eviction, you stay put. You don't seem to care what people
think of you. No long-term, Ox-like, wait-and-see solutions
for you. You act on impulse to protect your territory. Your
actions are directly connected to your emotions. If someone
yells at you, you yell right back.
You
scoff at jeopardy. Indeed, you have an unhealthy penchant for
risk-taking. You get involved in zany schemes, major humanitarian
tasks, or world-scale projects that nobody else in their right
mind would try to accomplish in two lifetimes.
You
have no fear of the results of your recklessness. You'll enter
battle on a hunch, fight like a Tiger and sometimes even lose.
If you do lose and the world crumbles around you, you will
be crushed, but not for long. Soon you will bound from your
bed, leap into the car and race off to blaze a new trail.
You
are capable of enormous sacrifice in return for the special
attention you require from others. If you love someone and
feel that your love is amply reciprocated, you will crawl on
your knees through the snows of Siberia to reach that person's
bedside. You know no bounds anywhere. And that's just the trouble.
You don't just DO things. You over DO them.
Partly
because of your inability to see danger until it hits you squarely
in the solar plexus, you have a reputation for being foolhardy.
You will rise to any challenge you feel is worthy of your august
attention. You simply don't perceive danger the way other signs
do. You will toy with a grenade the way cats play with a half-dead
mouse. You prowl around it, pretend to ignore it, walk away,
come back, tease it with your paw, give it a nudge with your
snout and finally stick your nose right in it, touching and
prodding it insistently. But the grenade doesn't explode. No
wonder the Chinese teach us that the Tiger is lucky.
Sometimes
this streak of good fortune abandons you. When you court danger
just a bit too offhandedly, you occasionally fall down dead
(Remember Marilyn Monroe? Natalie Wood? Oscar Wilde? Isadora
Duncan?)
You
thrive on excess and are a potential burnout case. You are
an excitement addict. You love to uncover obscure laws, delve
into dark places and locate exceptional people. Once located,
you pursue your cherished prey with the spontaneity of a pot
of milk boiling over. And speaking of milk, you can often be
found paddling around in puddles of spilt milk.
You
are incorrigibly contrary. The only way you ever learn is the
hard way. You have to be at death's door before you accept
moderation. Defiance is your middle name.
You
reinvent your life every single day. Because of your low boredom
threshold, you strive to escape sameness and avoid routine.
You will very likely move to a new home at least five times
in your adult life. Any self-respecting Tiger will change jobs
about twice that often. Your messy divorces are not necessarily
countable on one hand, either. You get a kick out of change
and crave upheaval. You won't own a house for two minutes before
you're knocking down walls to make room for the new lifestyle
you've just dreamed up.
Your
delight in change can be an asset. Your rush to pounce on novel
ideas and obscure notions can be perceived as amusing. No Tiger
can ever be accused of being stodgy or conservative. But as
a result of your taste for haste, you sometimes have trouble
concentrating.
This
habit of being easily distracted creates an all consuming work
pattern that I like to call the "Blitz Effect." You
prefer not to take up any project that needs to be accomplished
over a long stretch of time. You love to paint your fence,
cook a meal, go on a hike, or write a letter. Those jobs will
be cheerfully undertaken and completed with enthusiasm and
immediacy. However, if a task takes too long, it might never
get undertaken at all.
Does
that mean you are easily bored? In a way yes because you need
to feel the pulse of your projects, to sense that the goal
is not too far ahead. Pressure makes you perform at your best,
but as soon as the pressure eases, you flounder, lose interest,
and may even forget what you were doing. You are also easily
sidetracked.
As
a result, your decision-making sometimes has an annoying hippity
hop quality. People sometimes accuse you of procrastination.
Fact is, you hold off until the "right moment" when
acting on major decisions. It is actually a strategy for you
to seem to hesitate, to shilly-shally about buying that house,
getting married or signing the big contract. Actually, you
are being cautious because you're waiting for the most propitious
moment to pounce. You know that once you have made the fatal
leap, it's impossible to turn back. It's when the stakes are
highest that you let your adversaries stew in their own juice
until you feel it's the perfect moment to strike. You are a
canny strategist and seem to know instinctively when the iron
is hottest.
Because
you are also addicted to urgency and always rushing to get
things done, you often have to work alone. Associations, group
or team projects are ill advised. You have a low tolerance
for inertia, endless or useless meetings, laziness, bossiness,
lack of focus, or any deficiency. In your impatience, you simply
wrench the helm from the unsuspecting hands of a partner and
decide, willy-nilly, to go it alone.
You
are a master of rash moves, hasty decisions, and ill-advised
associations. So when you take hasty steps, you frequently
find yourself in piranha-infested hot water. You are altruistic
as well. You seem to specialize in saving sinking ships and
bankrupt businesses, rescuing battered wives and mistreated
children. There's a hero streak in your character. You cannot
resist getting involved where someone is struggling against
unjust odds. A Tiger child will want to rescue a drowning spider
in the bathtub. Tiger adults never lose this habit.
Mediocrity
is another of your pet peeves. You can nearly always be found
hobnobbing with people from either end of the social spectrum.
But you will not hang out around middle class, middle-ground,
or middle-aged cocktail parties. It's part of your all or nothing
attitude. You will happily invite a homeless family to lunch
or, with reckless abandon, charge into a reception at the White
House. You don't understand artificial boundaries between human
beings. You are oblivious to titles, position, labels, and
rank. You are not even curious about the inner workings of
social class. You are drawn solely to people who have a lot
of heart.
Unlike
the Monkey, who is immune to the effects of treachery and can
walk through a crowd of killers with impunity, you are ripe
prey to danger and often fall victim to it. There is something
mysterious or magical about you that causes unstable people
to fixate on you, become obsessed with you, and find reasons
to be jealous or envious of you. You are not easily duped because
you are quite suspicious by nature. But when you believe in
someone, you may follow him or her over a cliff.
Your
life may be colored by disappointment. You long for allies.
You need trustworthy cohorts and partners-in-crime when you
pull off your daring capers. Once you have found them, you
often place too much belief in your associates. When you trust
too much, you sometimes find your best-laid plans undermined
by those in whom you had the most faith.
You
make money. Although the world's richest billionaires are not
often Tiger-born, you are not one to slack off when it comes
to putting your shoulder to the wheel. You usually earn plenty.
You also invest cleverly, but are more likely to build a fortune
from a brand new concept that you have devised. Quick-tempered
and hotheaded, you usually choose to improvise and invent creative
new ways of making money rather than taking workaday jobs that
only require your presence, say, on a production line. Boredom,
remember, is your archenemy.
Although
you usually rank on the high side of middle income, you actually
have little or no respect for money. Your financial picture
is fraught with devil-may-care spending, perpetual overdrafts
and a shocking irreverence for debt. You may not even know
how much money you have. You would be wise to let a trusted
mate do the household accounts while you take an allowance
to live on. As for savings, forget it. The Chinese say that
the Tiger need never worry about money: just when you fear
it's all gone, more seems to arrive, as if by magic.
For
most of your life, the concept of "different" means "better." But
if you stay alive until middle age, the real challenge for
you is to grasp the true meaning of moderation. Rather than
rushing headlong into thicket after thicket and coming up with
little more than burrs on your snout, you will sensibly accept
the fact that calculated preparation is the key to fine-tuning
your plans of attack. In this way you bring not only your intelligence,
optimism and energy to each new project, but eventually you
become the engineer of your own designs.
Sooner
or later, despite your fear of boredom and distaste for sameness,
you will swap your virtuoso juggling of time, money, and energy
for a disciplined personal management program. It is only by
learning to cope with routine and sinking your eager fangs
into the tedium of day-to-day that you can hope to achieve
a healthy, harmonious existence.
TIGER
HEALTH
You
probably believe that you are immortal and will always remain
in excellent fettle. You are not one to rush to the doctor
at every wince or stitch. Nor are you prudent. You are often
run down from over excitement and your highly-strung nerves
teeter on the edge much of the time.
You
are always tense, never on time, constantly behind schedule
and racing to keep up. You like to be in a hurry. You are often
in a rage over some injustice and freely engage in loud debates.
You hardly ever admit or even recognize it, but you are almost
always dead tired.
You
were born with a very sketchy, all up or all down health pattern.
You are often imprecise and scornful of routine. So it follows
that you hate performing any task for the sake of mere maintenance.
Most of us admit that, to a large degree, our state of health
depends on how well we maintain our bodies and heed the signs
of impending illness. Even though you know better, you don't
take very good care of yourself, except in spurts. You want
rapid remedies and quick victories - even where health is concerned.
Blitz
methods and quick results are what you know best. If you are
obliged to calculate your food intake over a period of months
in order to lose weight cautiously and definitively, you will
find a reason not to do it. If it can't happen fast, then it
just won't happen.
You
are effective, rapid and efficient - but not always steady.
You want to have beautiful straight teeth all your life, but
if that means you have to brush them three times a day, use
dental floss regularly and go to the dentist every six months, "Boring!" says
the Tiger. Not surprising then that you frequently have serious
dental problems after forty.
It
is however possible for you to manage to work out alone or
with a personal trainer in gyms, showing tenacity, perseverance
and demonstrating amazing personal strength. You are a self-starting
independent worker and will use various torture machines until
your muscles are burning and your head swims. But you won't
join a team or willingly take an aerobics class. You hate groups
unless you are the head honcho. Besides, joining a group activity
might mean getting to the gym at a certain hour on a certain
day, and that kind of adherence to collective rules rubs your
tawny fur the wrong way
Slowness
frustrates you. Deliberate, painstaking cohorts thwart your
plan. You always feels you must blaze the trail, and you do
a lot of navigating by the seat of your pants. You may miss
the target and cause yourself excruciating frustration, which
leads to aggression. But never mind. You always clean up your
own messes and are not afraid to admit that you have been wrong.
One thing is sure about you Tiger... you learn by your mistakes.
Here
comes the unhealthy part. Because of your breakneck approach,
sooner or later you may have to slow down or be obliged by
failing health to contain your enthusiasm. Frenzied activity
is often followed by total collapse, which can cause you to
become depressive and even to succumb to serious diseases.
You can also fall into the trap of using drugs to keep moving.
Then you may have to turn to sedatives to slow you down. You
may thrive on coffee and cigarettes until, one day, you find
yourself flat on your back - or worse!
To
avert the danger of this frantic pattern, you should practice
a sport every day. Running, wind surfing, walking, biking and
swimming are excellent because you can let off steam and relax
your muscles. Yoga and meditation also do wonders for the tense
Tiger spirit and body. You should only eat meat twice a week
and stay away from carbonated soft drinks and canned foods.
Fresh fruit and whole grains encourage your sluggish intestine
to perform more regularly and should be eaten either half an
hour before meals, three hours after a meal or just before
going to bed.
The
Chinese say that Tigers are given to sick headache, tic douloureux,
fever, allergy and (because of your highly charged emotions)
convulsions, sometimes even epilepsy. All are nerve-related
disorders and stem from over-stimulation. If you wake up tired
even after a good night's sleep, you should acknowledge your
limitations. If you are smart, you will cultivate the art of
spending a whole day in bed once a month. Your bedside table
should be equipped with all the unread books and papers you've
been wanting to catch up on. You should keep a ready supply
of unfinished projects around the bedroom so that your day
of rest will not seem unfruitful (you hate sloth). A well-occupied,
cozy day of recess will set you back on all fours, ready once
more to attack another month or so of chronic overdoing.
Although
you frequently prefer the city, you should often get away to
the country. Nature calms you down. Country people are gentler
than city folk and the tone of rural life won't twang at your
exposed nerves. Also, country air and outdoor physical chores
will offer an outlet for your excess energy.
Most
of all, you must see your doctor often. Of course, suggesting
that you do this is about as effective as telling a housefly
to turn into a 747 and fly to Africa. Doctors irritate you
because you think they are mostly overpaid pill pushers. You
admire only those who care for the poor or the suffering hungry
masses. You may even believe that people who go to doctors
are nothing but hypochondriacs or sissies. Get over it! And
get on with seeing doctors or other healers as often as you
know you should.
You
are a stubbornly excessive daredevil, you undertake too much
at once, you don't want any interference, and you hate efforts
at maintenance. Symptoms often go ignored. You don't want to
appear weak because you feel that you haven't got time to be
ill.
TIGER COMPATIBILITIES
Tiger with Rat
At
first meeting you two charm the pants off each other. The Rat
finds you fetching and would love to show you off, while you
are amused by the Rat's vigorous chatter and lively sense of
humor. But there is bound to be friction in the long run.
After
the first spark of love, you two will find fault with each
other. You, the rambunctious, adventurous Tiger, will forever
be seeking excitement. The Rat, being more domestic, will come
to hate the sight of suitcases. You stalk instability, and
are tempted by danger and the prospect of having a new job
every year. Everything is challenging to you. The Rat will
not always find your inconsistencies appealing and will be
plagued by worry. The Rat's mental stability depends greatly
on material security and, with you always job-hopping, the
Rat will fret over money.
To
endure, both must remember the initial reasons which drew you
together. It's likely to be called SEX. You have moreover lots
to talk about and agree on many matters. If the Rat can recall
how you roared attractively into his or her life, and if you
can continue to appreciate the Rat's powers of seduction, there
is hope for an exciting, long-lived marriage.
Tiger
with Ox
Disastrous.
No matter how you slice it, this combo is in for a rocky ride.
Both of you possess an iron will, backed by the power to exert
it. Equally self-possessed and determined, you and the obstinate
Ox are better known as rivals than accomplices. Frankly, this
quarrelsome duo is best off entangled at the center of a boxing
ring.
Often
you jump start the Ox's tranquil day by stirring up trouble.
The stoical Ox wants only to stay close to home and work and
plod on. He or she becomes exhausted trying to be patient with
you. You are just too effervescent. You want to roar off to
a trade union demonstration or some other exciting event. You
complain about the Ox being too humdrum. The Ox, meanwhile,
bullies you, accusing you of everything from incurable restlessness
to insanity.
If
round three takes place under the covers, there is hope for
reconciliation. Your raw sensuality thaws the Ox's glacial
resistance. The inhibited Ox feels free with you. Twenty-four-hour
truces may result. Even so, the union is best-suited for friendship
or business partnership where dual iron wills can effect real
progress. The Tiger/Ox emotional match is a tug of war. It
is not romantically promising.
Tiger
with Tiger
Two
Tigers? Burnout alert! Tigers believe fervently in love at
first sight and may pounce on each other with gusto. Yes, a
Tiger tandem is full of instant enthusiasms, quick fix plans,
and clever strategies. But there is a basic problem. While
both Tigers are out changing the world, who's watching the
store?
There
will be candlelight dinners, vibrant, witty foreplay, banter
and excitement. "My place or yours?" decisions are
rapidly executed. With groans, sighs, crackings of zippers,
and tearing of clothes, you twin tigers are so turned on that
you may never make it to the bed. You consume each other. Afterwards,
you'll sip champagne and pore over the world's fate. Your torrid
embraces then become passionate arguments. Forever in combat,
a Tiger duet is but messily content.
Come
morning, you two Tigers return to your respective lairs, freshen
up and dash off to work. No time lost, and no extra romantic
palaver to cloud the clear purpose of a busy day.
You
are inveterate meddlers, always shoving your paws in where
you ought to abstain. Two Tigers will contradict and wrongly
advise each other all over the place, leaving no other alternative
but to swim around in boiling water for the rest of your lives.
Help! Perhaps you should forego marriage. A love affair will
be played out in fast-forward mode and promises to be ultra
dynamic. But this marriage is unlikely to be either peaceful,
long-lasting or productive. And should you go through with
wedlock, God help the Tiger cubs. The insecurity! The ever-changing
domiciles and decors. Arrgh!
Tiger
with Cat/Rabbit
A
style clash. The two of you might very possibly enter into
a so-called "marriage of convenience," but underneath
roils a mute tension that screams, "Get me outta here!" With
a Tiger/Cat/Rabbit union, it's the Tiger who's doing the silent
shrieking. What then? The Cat/Rabbit usually has the money,
and you, who possibly even married the Cat/Rabbit for the loot,
are busy having a nervous breakdown.
You
live for change and victory. Cat/Rabbits dream only of peace
and quiet. Get the picture? No common ground. Trying to outwit
each other, you felines stealthily compete for the household
throne. You go at it with typical self-serving vengeance. The
Cat/Rabbit skulks around the house seeking opportunities to
entrap you. Imagine, two wily cats under the same roof. You
may tolerate each other; but the rhythms are off.
And...
an occasional playful interlude can degenerate into a clawing,
hissing brawl. Cat/Rabbits require security and build their
nests with refinement and taste. You might enjoy sharing these
surroundings but, unlike the Cat/Rabbit, you crave change and
favor a more Bohemian lifestyle. So much do you long for freedom
that you might even be tempted to grab some of the Cat/Rabbit's
dough and dash off to the Amazon, leaving only a deep skid
mark outside the Swiss bank.
Even
in bed, the two of you are not apt to be compatible. You are
aggressive, possessing such a raw, frank, pushy sexuality that
the Cat/Rabbit's delicate sensuality is overwhelmed. The Cat
requires a coaxing, seductive, slow-moving lover, and you (and
your impetuousness) are ill-suited to satisfy this need.
I
see the Cat/Rabbit-Tiger match as either an intense summer
romance, or a long-lived "loving friendship" wherein
you get together in bed once in a blue moon for old times'
sake. Marriage? Only if the Cat has a private income and protects
it from your spendthrift clutches.
Tiger
with Dragon
Sexed!
The Tiger/Dragon love relationship bears serious consideration.
Combined, your strength is almost excessive. And energy! Enough
to fuel several large power plants. There is EGO flashing in
red neon all over this couple. Overbearing and self-propelled,
you are both a bit "too much". But as a pair, you
may just succeed.
Despite
an excess of commando muscle, this combo lives peaceably together.
Mutual respect and admiration offset the expected clashes.
The dashing Dragon begs for constant flattery and applause.
However, you sometimes find the pontificating Dragon tiresome
and you grab the spotlight away. You are undaunted by fire-breathing
antics. In fact, you love a good shouting match and respect
a worthy opponent. The generous Dragon is amused by and tolerates
your love of danger and precipitous behavior. In short, you
two get along.
You
not only make a sensual match with the Dragon, the two of you
also carry yourselves with bravado and flair. An air of semi-madness
colors everything you do. People flock to your home to bask
in your auras and share in the emotional high produced by your
hazardous love. Not afraid to share power, you take turns sitting
on the throne, working the crowd together.
This
relationship is good for marriage. Battles will be waged, but
at the end of the day the force of your attraction ensures
that you will be lovers for life. Entwined in your own whirlwind
of passion and steamy sex, the two of you know the road to
heaven. The Dragon sets you alight and you devour the dashing
Dragon's scalding hot fire. Enjoy!
Tiger
with Snake
The
slithering Snake and tempestuous Tiger are irresistibly drawn
to each other, but this union is not encouraged. Tiger/Snake
can be a disastrous alliance. As different as black and white,
yin and yang, the combination just doesn't blend. Should either
of you be ill-fated enough to fall for the other, a preliminary
restraining order could save you from disasters. If not, here's
what to expect:
The
slow-moving Snake will inflict tremendous frustration on your
psyche. Initially, you misguidedly see the enchanting serpent
as quiet and submissive, and you attempt to dominate. But reptiles
don't take kindly to bullying. They(slowly but surely)retaliate.
Snakes
are aloof, independent, strategic whiz kids. Haughty indifference
and disdain are among their sharpest weapons. They are also
given to repeated bouts of infidelity which will certainly
shatter your giant ego. Your impressive tantrums can make the
Snake's calm, reflective, philosophical life miserable.
Equally
magnetic, you and the Snake compete for attention. You do so
aggressively, whereas the Snake slyly bewitches. At your own
parties, Tiger/Snake hosts may appear quarrelsome.
You
are fast and alert, Snakes quiet and slow-thinking. You are
impulsive and may act heedlessly. Snakes take things at their
own laid back pace and rely almost solely on intuition. The
two of you may cohabit for sensual pleasure, but you don't
see eye to eye in too many areas.
Sex?
You just get down to business. The Snake's need for beautiful,
romantic foreplay is frustrated and disappointed by your haste
and lusty appetite. It can work. But only if you, Tiger, can
learn to slow down.
Tiger
with Horse
Auspicious,
to say the least. Both parties have unruly natures. Individually,
you are independent. You might clash, but the attraction between
you is strong and so is the mutual respect. In love, you can
each become wilting passion flowers of vulnerability. As a
loving pair, your passion knows few bounds.
You
and the Horse are equally inventive and creative. The Horse's
conservatism in family matters curbs your hotheadedness. You
work hard together to raise a fine family in a proper way,
yet, thanks to your rebelliousness, the kids will get some
relief from the seriousness of the Horse parent's approach.
Both
of you are optimistic and strong. Usually, if a depression
comes along, the Horse is up and you are down, or vice versa.
There's no boredom here either. You two are active, lusty life-grabbers.
Unless one learns to be practical with money, you may have
financial crises. Both of you know how to earn and both love
to spend.
The
initial sexual attraction is volcanic and you are both imaginative
and faithful enough to keep sex exciting over the long haul.
This relationship can endure.
Tiger
with Goat
This
union is among the worst possible known to Chinese astrologers.
Although the couple may make a fabulous start (in bed), from
there on it's all downhill.
The
practicalities just don't work out. The Goat is charming, beautifully
seductive, dreamy and loving. You have passion and mettle.
But who will bring home the bacon? In this family, nobody wants
the job. No concessions are made. The Goat remains laid back
while you bombast a hole in the kitchen ceiling. What was a
great passion in the beginning ends in lifelong misunderstanding
and acrimony. Affairs? Yes. Marriage? Abstinence is advised.
Tiger
with Monkey
The
two of you make eager lovers. Initially, you will leap frequently
on each other's bones, accomplishing astonishing feats of extreme
passion. In the long run, though, the ardor may die a natural
death because you hate to be clung to, and the innately neurotic
Monkey doesn't know how not to cling.
The
strong intellectual tug between Tigers and Monkeys frequently
keeps you together anyway. You admire the Monkey's keen eye
for strategy and the Monkey enjoys and applauds your feisty
wit and temerity. The Monkey gives you plenty of presents and
kudos. You give the Monkey spunk and encouragement. The two
of you have an easy common viewpoint and, even if you cannot
keep the love flame burning, you will go far together as lifelong
pals. The Chinese say that you should beware. Traditionally,
the Monkey is Tiger's natural enemy. I don't advise marriage.
Tiger
with Rooster
I
don't recommend this pair for marriage. Both parties are aggressive
and opinionated; neither will back down easily. The atmosphere
will be taut and most arguments one-sided. Conflicts and collisions
are guaranteed to hinder the harmonious progress of this couple.
You bounce back and forget every nasty word that was ever said.
But Roosters carry grudges and cannot forget how badly they
were treated the last time you had a row. Impasses are common.
In
bed, there may be some fairly exciting fireworks, as the Rooster
is imaginative and energetic enough to keep you interested.
Both of you are impetuous and uninhibited lovers capable of
grand gestures and profound intensity. Unless the disagreements
of the day carry over into the bedroom, you are well aspected
for a long, healthy sex life, without marriage.
Tiger
with Dog
Harmony
incarnate. Dogs and Tigers just plain get along. You have common
causes and common philosophies. But you are very different.
You are overly optimistic, the Dog pessimistic. Each helps
the other to understand your basic character differences.
The
Chinese call this pairing a happy alliance of muscle and heart.
You have the strength to put the Dog's ideals across to the
public. The anxious Dog keeps watch and prevents you from leaping
into the wrong battles. You are, simply, a great couple. Harmony
reigns right from the start. And because you and the Dog respect
each other's deepest convictions, mutual admiration sticks
you together like super glue.
In
bed, you usually take the lead, which is great for the tense,
nervous Dog, who often needs to be thawed out before engaging
in any heavy intimacy. With time, this couple learns to blend
eroticism with affection to achieve physical fulfillment. It
is rare that such a marriage ends in divorce.
Tiger
with Pig
The
basic characters here are vastly different. Pigs are scrupulous
and peace-loving. Tigers strategize every move and carry banners
for their own noisy causes. Yet with the proper amount of gentle
understanding from Piggy and the sort of generous reasonableness
for which you are famous, the two of you can make a real go
of marriage.
The
Pig admires your punchy gall and you respect the Pig's guilelessness
and purity of spirit. Pigs are mostly even-tempered and good-natured,
while you are pathologically changeable. The Pig finds you
too mobile, but doesn't mind staying at home and holding the
fort while you rush about being self important. Instead of
clashing, you two complement one another.
Your
physical relationship is full of tenderness and mutual understanding.
The Pig is sensual, adores pleasure, and is lavishly generous.
You need a lot of affection and cherish the sort of warmth
and homeliness the Pig offers your restless nature. Steamy
cuddling sessions abound in the Pig/Tiger household.
TIGER
FUTURES
What
the Tiger should expect from the twelve Chinese animal years
2006,
2018 The Dog Year
Dog
years are good for your cynical views and satisfy your longing
for revolution. The Dog loves your zing and you admire the
Dog's keen eye for social flaws. The benevolent atmosphere
this year is salutary for you, Tiger. But the road may not
be paved with gold: you will have to lean into the wind and
keep on chugging along. I know you won't be tempted to give
up because this is the year of renewed love. Your emotions
will be bustling about getting high on the joy of romance.
Have a good time. Next year you'll have to return to Earth.
2007,
2019 The Pig Year
Remain
vigilant. After the initial glow of plenty and easy comfort
that characterizes this year has worn off, you may be in for
some surprises in the empty pocketbook department. Relax. You
can ward it all off by being more careful about spending. Pay
up your credit card accounts and stop being so glad-handedly
generous. Ask your family to contribute to some of the expense
for that reunion you're planning at your country place. Or,
better still, pay them all individual visits instead, you know
how you love change. This Pig year is conducive to luxury travel
at bargain prices.
2008,
2020 The Rat Year
There's
not much fun for you this year. The Rat wants you to become
as conservative as he is and learn how to stock up on everything
from money to moderation. You despise being constrained and
eschew the very prospect of poverty. You always imagine (and
you are often right) that true hardship only happens to other
people. Money does come easily to you (sooner or later). You
should remain in hiding while the Rat is in power. This is
low profile time. Invest your money in surefire schemes. Don't
spend any of it on frivolities.
2009,
2021 The Ox Year
You
shouldn't expect much benefit from Ox years. The stolid Ox
cannot tolerate the zany, intense, emotional side of your nature,
and won't be indulgent with any pranks you think up under his
reign. This year, make it easy on yourself. Steer clear of
lawsuits and arguments and forget about expressing your hard-nosed
opinions. Rigor and discipline will help. You don't mind change.
Why not move out of the country for the duration of the Ox
year? You'll stay out of the line of fire and reap more gain
for your efforts in a peaceful setting where nobody knows or
cares what you are up to.
2010,
2022 The Tiger Year
This
is your life, Tiger, so enjoy! But remember what the Chinese
say: your year is made easier for you by the fates because
you have a duty to your future this year. In the next two years,
you ought to decide how you plan to shape the next 12 years
of your existence. The vibes are good for you this year. Don't
dilly-dally: use them wisely. Oh, and don't forget to take
advantage of the extra portion of charm that this year lends
you. Seduce and fall in love at least once.
2011,
2023 The Cat/Rabbit Year
If
you have done your homework and planned well, this is the year
when good things begin to take shape. You are comfortable in
the business sector of your life and will attract more attention
than you have been getting over the past few years. Don't be
daunted by the barriers that crop up during this period. Be
patient and stick to your guns. The Cat/Rabbit's influence
is one of silent cleverness and refinement. Stay suave and
cool and don't put your paw in it. This is a good year for
cosmetic surgery or self-help plans. The quiet, wily, home-loving
Cat/Rabbit benefits everything concerning beauty, improvement
of lifestyle, and social order.
2012,
2024 The Dragon Year
The
Dragon likes you, but you will not be able to have top billing
this year. You are well advised not to attempt any new breakthroughs
or revolutions. The Dragon does not take kindly to competition.
Be circumspect and don't get huffy. Unwelcome change is in
the air for this year, and you may lose something or someone
you hold dear. My advice? Hang in there. Read a lot. Your fortunes
will remain intact if you stay out of the limelight and work
in harmony with the positive influence of the dashing Dragon.
2013,
2025 The Snake Year
The
Snake wishes you no ill, but cannot abide your hasty, rushing-river
approach to life. It makes him dizzy. You can expect a showdown
in almost all of your activities. But don't panic. Take a few
trips, see some new places and learn how to coast along without
taking yourself too seriously. You are a speed demon living
in the year of the ponderous, philosophical Snake. Don't expect
much in the way of income, but love? Oh gosh, yes. You'll have
oodles of love in the Snake year. Love is what the Snake is
all about.
2014,
2026 The Horse Year
Uh,
oh! Not my favorite year for Tigers. Catastrophes and Tiger
bashings are rife in these galloping years when the tone is
self-congratulatory and slightly pedantic. There's a feeling
of "We did it!" in the air and an aura of gloating.
Now, your job here, Tiger, is to keep your head. In general,
the Horse's influence is fine for you. But the fates are not
on your side in Horse years. Don't go taking unnecessary chances,
but work at your goals with diligence. The Horse wants you
to succeed. Low profile time.
2015,
2027 The Goat Year
Oh,
the dissension! Goats and Tigers can get along in many ways
and even like each other. Deep down, though, the Goat cannot
understand you any better than you understand him. You bicker
and pick at each other. It's a rocky year for your psyche,
Tiger. The Goat is in this life to bask in security so he can
get on with his dreaming. You baffle the Goat with your disdain
for security and your zeal for making changes. Frankly, this
Goat year may bore you. Go on a few jaunts out of town. Move
about. Write a book. Make a film. But stay out of the Goat's
way, or he will certainly embroil you in a pessimistic, long-winded
difference of opinion.
2016,
2028 The Monkey Year
You're
going to love this year. It's action packed with change and
surprises. Besides, the Monkey really admires your pep and
secretly giggles in complicity behind his paw at your incessant
shenanigans. He's a good ally for you, so you can go ahead
this year with your crazy, outlandish plans and your endless
plots and schemes. The Monkey's atmosphere is there to assist
you in becoming a better leader. But don't push too hard this
year. Much of what you see is superficial. This year people
willingly give you a hand or even a leg up, but they won't
invest in your enterprises. Go it alone. And hurry!
2005,
20018 The Rooster Year
You
get along with Roosters if you don't try to impinge on their
autonomy. Now, take heed: this year will be beneficial to you
in all kinds of social ways. You will find new friends and
make longstanding relationships work better. You must try to
be brave, as unfortunate events could tie you up for a while,
but as long as you keep working on those projects, you'll mostly
be fine. If anything bad happens to you this year, it will
be easy to clear up in a short time. Love turns up again next
year.
YOUR CHINESE
SIGN AND ELEMENTS
In Chinese
Astrology, there are five elements: Wood Fire,
Earth, Metal, and Water. Each governs an animal sign
once throughout the sixty-year Chinese "century". There
are therefore sixty different basic character types
in Chinese Astrology. You were born in the year of ...
THE WATER TIGER
1902
Sir Ralph Richardson, Leni Reifenstahl, Richard Rogers, David
Selznick, Darryl Zanuck, William Wyler, Leland Hayward, John
Steinbeck, Max Ophuls, Louis de Vilmorin
1962
Jodi Foster, Tom Cruise, Tracy Austin, Elizabeth McGovern,
Lou Diamond Phillips, Matthew Broderick
You
exhibit smooth, creamy manners and seem to lead a charmed life.
Great personal (often early) success characterizes your life.
You are a lovable and loving creature whose strength of will
and determination to gain both respect and power are admirable.
People honor and esteem you. You are more stable and lead a
more balanced life than many of your fellow Tigers. You are
often artistic and able to perform in public. You tend to be
musical and know how to imitate accents and speech patterns
with remarkable accuracy. Having a good ear makes you a natural
linguist. Travel appeals to your taste for easy adventure:
you prefer to go first class.
Long
term discipline is not always your strong suit, but you are
capable of protracted diligence in the accomplishment of work
projects. You also boast a socially pleasing personality and
love being with groups, making jokes and displaying your seductive
talents. As you crave company, you want to be a family person.
You are reliable, you take responsibility for your kin and
you look after your home.
You
are known for your sense of fairness. Unlike some Tigers who
cannot tolerate advice or criticism, you are able to view your
own shortcomings objectively. Your open-minded approach to
thorny issues might lead to the study of law. You would make
an excellent magistrate: your judgments would be unbiased and
humane.
You
are not so drivingly vain or ambitious as other Tigers. Scholarly
pursuits such as philosophy, languages and comparative literature
are possible, but it's the entertainment professions - especially
those concerned with music and communication - which will ensure
you career stability and bring you joy. Barring success on
the stage or screen, you might choose to be a professor, a
literary agent or even a promoter of concerts or other spectacles.
Although
you make an excellent performer, you don't ache to be bathed
in spotlight every waking second of your life. You can work
contentedly behind the scenes, creating, inventing and planning.
You
are mostly a virtuous creature whose greatest fault is giving
in to rare, but frightening, rages. You cannot abide betrayal
and will react rashly when you fall victim to it. You appear
calm and unruffled, and put up a slick, jaunty exterior. You
are everybody's pal until you are wronged. The bitter anger
which ensues is bloodthirsty, and your long-term quest for
revenge dangerous!
Chinese
Signs for Women
Males and
Females behave differently. Below is the
gender specific description of your Chinese sign:
FEMALE TIGER
Tiger
women have more fun. Yes. They really do. But you also seem
to have more than your share of woes. Being a Tiger female
is wild and woolly and can be downright dangerous. You may
remain single or you may get married - but if you marry, you
don't often stay married long.
You
have a strong personality, a no-nonsense approach to life,
and you don't suffer fools gladly. Being your partner, especially
your mate, is a life threatening challenge. No man who has
ever survived as full-time spouse of a Tiger will tell you
that the marriage has been a bed of roses. But, then too, your
mate will never complain of having been bored.
There
is nothing humdrum about your existence. You are 100 per cent
non-conformist. You don't live quietly in a tranquil setting
in the suburbs. You don't know how to do things halfway or
how to measure out your life in sensible portions. With you,
it's all or nothing.
You
are feared and even reviled by the philosophers and wise men
who rule Chinese astrology. No bearded sage advises any reasonable
man to rush into a marriage with a gorgeous Tiger woman - unless
you are very rich and the man is not. In China, the Tiger woman
is considered the feminine equivalent of a male chauvinist
pig.
You
cannot tolerate limitations or brakes on your independence.
Enthusiastically gallant men must be careful around you. You
don't like interference from people whose credentials consist
purely of extra muscle or brawn. You are not shy about trying
your hand at everything traditionally reserved for males. You
want to do things on your own and are gifted at doing just
that. You are not shy or retiring, and you almost always come
out with what is on your mind. If you need help, you will ask
for it.
You
don't hate men. You are indeed often accused of liking men
a tad too much. But you resist the label which goes with classic
femininity. Deep down, perhaps you believe that your life would
be better if you had been born a man. You want to perform great
feats. You hate taking petty little jobs that don't challenge
your true abilities and you vigorously resist riding in the
back seat with Auntie Ethel or having to drive hubby's old
car to the supermarket so he can zoom to the office in a shiny
convertible. You want that same (only shinier) convertible
and all the mobility and pizzazz that go with it. You want
to be first and refuse to live in the shadow of anyone else.
If you want to run the world, why should you settle for less?
You
are no slouch in the seduction department. You consider your
feminine wiles part of your natural weaponry. A good-looking
body, healthy hair and teeth, and a fine eye for sexy yet sober
fashion are but some of the heavy artillery that you are never
afraid to flash in times of serious negotiation or battle with
the enemy. Your motives are always honorable and your goals
respectable. You are not an evil person, nor are you tempted
to commit a crime or get involved in chicanery for its own
sake. You are neither tricky nor intentionally devious. You
practically always know ahead of time what you want to achieve,
and you go about it directly and with strength of purpose.
Though you are not consistent in much, you are almost always
headstrong, artless and chronically ingenuous.
With
your lack of guile and refusal to use circuitous means, you
are anything but subtle. When a crucial business meeting reaches
its zenith of tension, when the male members of the steering
committee are tearing at each other's throats, the unstoppable,
pounce-happy Tiger lady - you - might just plop your forepaws
loudly on the conference table, and growl, "Come on, you
guys, let's cut the petty wrangling and make some decisions.
You've been pussyfooting around the real issues for days now.
Are we going to do something about these problems or not?"
These
outbursts can be your undoing, but there is a happy ending.
Because you almost always know too much, you are often asked
to leave quietly by the back door with a nice packet of hush
money under your fur coat.
You
exhibit talent and sexual attraction, and you thrive on exciting
or unusual destinies, but you may also suffer early burnout.
You must be wary of many dangers - especially the self-destructive
ones that throb inside your own head.
The
archenemy of Tigress beauty is your hyper intensive approach
to life and your inability to perform even the least significant
of your duties without engaging your emotions. You are passionate,
involved so profoundly in your pursuits that you sometimes
cannot see the forest for the trees. Your nerves grow quickly
ragged with fatigue. You give yourself little quarter, working
far beyond your physical capacity.
Superficially,
you are a vigorous, healthy person. You are on the tall side,
angular, and muscular, rather than round or soft-featured.
You stand erect and have a proud manner. Because of your elegant
stature, you appear tall even in old age. You stand straight
and look people in the eye when you speak. You have a look
of disarming candor in your. You emanate a girlish quality
that you never lose.
You
are likely to be slim and wear trousers or sober suits without
frills. There is a quality of mystery in your manner that makes
you a femme fatale to beat all others. Your beauty resides
in your changeable expression.
You
cannot hide your emotions. Your innocent eyes give you away.
You are buoyant and optimistic. You are dynamic and communicate
hope. Your solid, stately energy and pugnacious punch are contagious.
You
are not usually exclusive or jealous. Your romantic goal is
to love - a lot! Perhaps you even seek to love a lot of different
men. But whomever you love you do so with passion and intense
loyalty. But... you are easily distracted. You like change.
You are eager, lusty and accommodating, but rarely the weirdo
whiplash or leather type of sex partner.
You
have loving friendships. You can have a long, serious love
affair with a happily married man or be content as the secret
mistress of a powerful fellow who is too busy to spend all
his time with you. Or you might choose to love a fragile or
weak man on whom you have no long-term design other than shared
sensitivity. You can love one or all three of these men equally
and/or simultaneously without ever wanting to live with, marry,
or even take them home to Mom.
Possessiveness
confounds you. You neither understand nor tolerate being possessed
by a lover. For this reason it is difficult to break your heart.
Your pride may be hurt if you are jilted or spurned, but you
are not one to snivel over the loss of one lover when you know
there are fifty more out there to be seduced and conquered.
You
are not sexually jealous. You can empathize with a man's desire
to solicit, beguile and win over another woman because you
are never quite satisfied with the affections of just one man
for life. You are rarely an adoring, obedient object of any
man's affections. Your independence comes first. You can be
crushed by betrayal or rejection. Your closest friends are
everything to you. If one of these should drop you, you may
pine for years over the loss.
Because
you often leave your parents' home young, you create a new
family with whom you interact during your adult life, often
in preference to your parents and siblings. You learn only
from experience and depend on your friends both for advice
and fidelity.
Tiger
women make wonderful salespeople. You enjoy all jobs where
the challenge is immediate, the strategies challenging and
the results out by morning. You are happiest when you win a
contract or gain a customer, but even if you lose, you are
always ready to try again. You constantly test your strength
against unheard-of odds. You will attempt anything once and
are forever on the lookout for hot new experiences.
As
a mother, you are devoted and responsible. To you, mothering
is about protection, teaching, and setting examples. However,
you are not very cozy or tender. You would gladly commit multiple
murders to hang on to your kids or keep them from harm, but
you are not the smothering earth mother of Lifetime TV movies.
Nor do you demand your kids' unfailing attention: you want
them to be safe, attractive and to do you proud. If they fail,
you buoy them up. If they succeed, you applaud.
Because
of your disdain for imposed schedules, traditions and rules,
you are often perceived as eccentric. You are not "normal," nor
are you dangerous or destructive. You simply need to live your
way.