Chinese
                    Astrology Profile
                    by Suzanne White 
              
              for
              
              Paula
                    Abdul 
                June
                19, 1962 
                2:32
                PM
              Los
              Angeles, California 
              
              
              
                                                Calculated
                for: 
              
              
                                                Daylight
                Savings Time,   Time Zone 8 hours West 
              
              
                                                Latitude:
                34 N 03 08 
              
              
                                                Longitude:
                118 W 14 34 
              
              
                                                Positions
                of Sun at birth is 28 deg 06 min of Gemini 
                                          
              INTRODUCTION
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              WHAT
                  IS CHINESE ASTROLOGY?
              Like
                  our own western astrology, Chinese astrology uses twelve different
                  signs or symbols to define twelve basic categories of human
                  being. Similarly to western astrology, the Chinese system uses
                  a person's birth date as the basis for his sign, so in some
                  ways the two systems are alike. Now, let's have a look at how
                  they differ.
              Our
                  own astrological signs are monthly. Each of our signs has a
                  different heaven-inspired mythological name and corresponds
                  to a period equivalent to a single Sun cycle. If you were born
                  in the Sun cycle period labeled Aquarius, then in western astrological
                  terms you are an Aquarian. Chinese zodiacal signs are yearly.
                  Each Chinese sign has a different animal name and corresponds
                  to a period equivalent to an entire Chinese calendar year.
                  If you were born in a yearlong period which the Chinese label
                  the Dragon Year, then in Chinese astrological terms you are
                  a Dragon. Simple? Yes.
              Chinese
                  astrology is so simple that you need only know the year of
                  your birth to find out which of the twelve signs is yours.
                  But there is one tricky aspect to consider. The Chinese New
                  Year falls on a different date every year. This holiday can
                  occur as early as mid-January or not until late February. If
                  you were born in either January or February, that is, if you
                  are either Capricorn or Aquarius in western astrology, you
                  need to know whether you were born before or after the Chinese
                  New Year. This interpretation has calculated that information
                  for you.
              The
                  Chinese animal symbols are: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Cat, Dragon, Snake,
                  Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog and Pig. These animals always
                  appear in the same order. Since the beginning of recorded Chinese
                  time, 2637 B.C., the animal sequence has recurred faithfully
                  every twelve years. It always begins with the Rat and ends
                  with the Pig. And to make things even more convenient for us
                  Twentieth-Century Westerners, 1900 was a Rat year. That means
                  that the next Rat year was 1912 and 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960,
                  1972, 1984 were all Rat years. Anybody born in any of these
                  years is a Rat.
              Chinese
                  astrology, in one form or another, was widely used all over
                  the Orient from the fortieth century B.C. It became especially
                  popular between 2953 and 2838 B.C. under the Emperor Fu Hsi
                  and again under Shen Nung, who was born in the twenty-eighth
                  century B.C. The zodiacal system and its philosophies as we
                  know them today were codified by Ta Nao, an able minister of
                  Emperor Huang Ti, born about 2704 B.C. It was made official
                  in 2637 B.C. and was formally inaugurated, as were other historical
                  events, at the sixtieth anniversary of the same popular Emperor
                  Huang Ti's accession to the throne. For forty-six centuries
                  thereafter, this system was used as the national standard and
                  touched on all state affairs in China.
              People
                  born in Pig years are all somewhat naive and hate to say no;
                  Rats are aggressive and talkative; Dogs loyal and ardent, Snakes
                  altruistic and attractive; Dragons healthy and noisy; Horses
                  independent and pragmatic; Goats dependent and creative and
                  have no sense of time; Oxen slow and eloquent; Tigers rash
                  and magnetic; Cats flee conflict and love tradition; Monkeys
                  are entertaining and give lots of presents; Roosters are resourceful
                  and bossy and adore clothes.
              YIN
                  AND YANG
              Yin
                  and Yang are the two main opposite but equal Chinese philosophical
                  forces. The power of Yin is sometimes interpreted as passive,
                  female, docile, receptive and society-oriented. Conversely,
                  the Yang energy is said to be aggressive, male and socially
                  indifferent. To the Chinese, everything in life is either Yin
                  or Yang, and the trick to achieving harmony is knowing how
                  to balance Yin and Yang so they operate in synergy rather than
                  clash.
              According
                  to Chinese thought, any circumstance in the universe - a rainstorm,
                  a night of love, a child taking its first steps, a wobbly bedstead,
                  a frantic phone call, a dish of steaming pasta, a traffic accident,
                  a dancing bride and groom or a washing-line in the sunlight
                  - is the direct result of an energy balance or imbalance between
                  Yin and Yang.
              THE
                  FIVE ELEMENTS - WOOD, FIRE, EARTH, METAL, AND WATER
              To
                  allow for movement to occur and bring about change, Chinese
                  philosophy calls upon the five elements as agents of change
                  and reaction. Change, the Chinese think, derives from the influence
                  of the five main elements - Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal and Water
                  - on the basic Yin or Yang energies. Like in the old rock,
                  paper, scissors game, each of these five Chinese elements has
                  the ability to control and/or destroy the previous element,
                  and is capable of producing the element that directly follows
                  it. In the regenerative cycle of the elements, Water engenders
                  Wood. Wood begets Fire. Fire burns to Earth. Earth creates
                  Metal and Metal gives way to Water.
              Wood
                  is characterized by the color green. Wood heralds the beginning
                  of life, springtime and buds, sensuality and fecundity. Wood's
                  influence affects the liver, the gallbladder and, by extension,
                  the digestion. Wood needs moisture to thrive. Its two opposite
                  yet equally emotional forces are rage and altruism. The Wood
                  person will be expansive, outgoing and socially conscious.
              Wood,
                  in its turn, can create and nourish Fire. Fire's signatory
                  color is red. Fire is hot weather, satisfaction of nature,
                  aridity and dust. The tongue and the small intestine are the
                  centers of attention in the Fire person's body. Fire makes
                  heat, which either warms or burns. The Fire person must constantly
                  seek to balance a tendency to explode and possibly destroy,
                  against a desire to create coziness and warmth. Passionate
                  by nature, this impatient, ebullient person must strive to
                  keep his flame under control.
              Earth
                  is created from the ashes of the Fire. Now we are in the soothingly
                  satisfying late summer cycle. Earth's favorite color is yellow,
                  which represents the equanimity between beginnings and. endings.
                  The weather of Earth is mild or temperate. In the human body,
                  Earth influences spleen, pancreas and mouth. Earth's two opposite
                  but equal forces which need to be kept in constant balance
                  are enhancing and smothering. On the one hand Earth gives care
                  and allows for growth and improvement. On the other, Earth
                  buries roots and snuffs out breath. Earth people are gifted
                  for fairness and have the ability to commit themselves to protracted
                  projects and complete Herculean tasks with ease. They must
                  struggle against a penchant for worry.
              The
                  Earth grows Metal in her veins. Metal says white and autumn.
                  Metal is cool, crisp weather. Metal's effect on the body centers
                  in the lungs and respiratory system. It only secondarily rules
                  the large intestine and the nose. Metal people like to communicate.
                  They need to keep discord and harmony in constant balance.
                  Metal signifies the onset of winter. Its influence can sometimes
                  add sadness or gloom to an astrological chart. Two of Metal's
                  emotional forces are melancholy and romance. I see Metal as
                  Wagnerian. Metal people must guard against a tendency to wallow
                  in nostalgia.
              Lastly,
                  Metal begets Water - groundwater trickling its way through
                  layers of the Earth's core. Water's color is blue. Its season
                  is full-blown winter. Water is always moving, fluid, and mutational.
                  In our bodies, water's influence affects our plumbing systems,
                  the kidneys and the bladder. The ear, too, comes under the
                  spell of Water. Hence people born in Water-ruled years are
                  frequently musical. They pick up on everything. Be it good
                  or bad, they never miss a vibe. Water-ruled creatures are always
                  very sensitive and sometimes even mentally fragile. The downside
                  of Water's influence, then, is a stressful nervousness. To
                  balance that fidgety, squeamish, overly sensitive side, Water
                  endows its subjects with the noblest quality of all, kindness
                  and sympathy. Sometimes too permeable, the Water-ruled must
                  take precautions against drowning in the chagrin of those they
                  see as less fortunate than themselves.
              So,
                  the five elements cause the commotion and are responsible for
                  creating and maintaining both balance and imbalance - for moving
                  things around and making life interesting. These purveyors
                  of change can be controlled or not, depending on how one manages
                  them.
              Each
                  animal year of the Chinese zodiac has been assigned one of
                  the five elements. The elements each turn up twice in the cycle
                  going away for another ten years. The five elements are always
                  presented in the above order. Once we know this, we can understand
                  how the elements directly affect us and pertain to individual
                  characters.
              The
                  elements work by governing each animal sign once through the
                  sixty-year "century" You will not come across a Water
                  Horse more than once in sixty years. This fact alone accounts
                  for sixty different basic character or destiny types. Further,
                  when a learned Chinese astrologer draws up a chart for an individual
                  person according to the Chinese astrological system, he takes
                  into consideration the month and the season, the time of day
                  and the type of weather on the day of birth as well as certain
                  astral configurations at the moment of birth. In all, good
                  Chinese astrologers deal with a base of no less than 512,640
                  different possible personality charts. This means that only
                  two people in a million stand a chance of being born with identical
                  destinies.
              
              YOUR
                    CHINESE SIGN
              HONORABLE TIGER,
              Noble
                  and fearless, you are respected for your courage and dreaded
                  for your ferocity and incessant intemperance. Like a raging
                  torrent, you constantly overflow your banks. Where are you
                  going in such a hurry? Can't you take a peek before you pounce?
                  Slow down, practice moderation. Stop being so heartbreakingly
                  attractive. It's exhausting. For us. And for you.
              People
                  find you so dashing and plucky that they often want to climb
                  aboard and go along for the ride. You never want for companionship.
                  But you, Tiger dear, are a swashbuckling loner. The top is
                  the only place you want to be. You court danger. The fiercer
                  the enemy, the more dramatic and calamitous the situation,
                  the broader grows your Tigerish grin. But watch out! Your changeability,
                  disdain for rules, self-sufficiency, and devil-may-care jauntiness
                  could be your undoing.
              In
                  matters of the heart you are too demanding. But you certainly
                  aren't boring. You get on best with devoted Dogs, who espouse
                  your causes. Independent Horses will be able both to love you
                  and stay off your case. Complicitous Dragons find loving you
                  quite endlessly scrumptious. Monkeys admire you, but remember,
                  Monkeys can be tricky. Whatever you do, don't take up with
                  a tempestuous Tiger like yourself. You are unusually lucky,
                  but not that lucky.
              You'll
                  breeze through your youth. But by the age of thirty-five, half
                  a lifetime's excesses may start to catch up with you. Call
                  yourself to order by age forty and when you reach fifty you'll
                  be young again, ready for a productive old age. A piece of
                  advice? Go ahead and take the job as a five-star general, but
                  choose your lieutenants wisely. You will be needing all the
                  loyal counsel you can get.
              THE
                  TIGER ID CARD
              Lasting
                  symbols have special powers. Enhance your self-image. Live
                  surrounded with tangible signs of your own identity. Make these
                  symbols known to your friends and loved ones. Use them often
                  and they will bring you luck, security and a feeling of personal
                  worth.
              YOUR
                  BEST
              Your
                  best color is bright red, flower is carnation, fragrance is
                  jasmine, tree is sycamore, flavor is sweet, birthstone is ruby,
                  and lucky number is 7.
              YOUR
                  FAVORITE
              Your
                  favorite food is fruit pie, animal is the tiger, drink is lemonade,
                  spice is cinnamon, metal is gold, herb is thyme, and musical
                  instrument is the trumpet.
              THE
                  TIGER IS YANG. THE TIGER'S MOTTO IS "I WIN."
              On
                  your best behavior, Tiger, you are a lovable, alluring, warm-hearted,
                  altruistic, honorable, hard-working, pleasant, independent,
                  engaging, dynamic and idealistic sweetie pie.
              When
                  you act up (which is often), you are a rash, hotheaded, reckless,
                  infatuate, quarrelsome, caustic, moody, predatory, rebellious,
                  disobedient, and irreverent rascal.
              You
                  are an awe-inspiring Tiger: a doer, a mover, a shaker and an
                  accomplisher of world-class projects. Because of your unusual
                  accessibility and ease of manner, people almost immediately
                  love you. They are attracted by your magical aura, enthralled
                  by your charm, enchanted and impressed by your fun-filled lifestyle.
                  They drink it all in. Your benevolent Tiger nature goes down
                  like a wondrous potion, guaranteed to cheer people up, designed
                  to make them believe in a better life, and certain to involve
                  them up to their chins in the most sensational methods of survival
                  known to man.
              You
                  are the "enfant terrible" of the Chinese zodiac.
                  You are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous
                  in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious,
                  unexpected places.
              When
                  you don't get the full spotlight, you act up like a naughty
                  child. You cause trouble or skulk away into the dark side of
                  your secret self and stay away for a long, long time. You are
                  an indefatigable self-promoter and a willful, but lovable,
                  egomaniac.
              You
                  are unpredictable which makes you exasperating and hard to
                  read or pin down. You are notorious for stumping your friends
                  and enemies by blinding them with gestures of kindness and
                  hospitality, followed by a cool denial of contact for weeks
                  at a time. Nobody ever knows just where you are when. You have
                  too many phone numbers and can never be reached. You are an
                  ultra-social being, but you work best alone, prowling and stalking
                  your prey in the dark night of this gnarly forest we call Life.
              Afraid
                  of nothing, you charge around the world at a pace more appropriate
                  to satellite shrapnel re-entering the atmosphere. No one can
                  stop you and no one can ever get through to you. Tigers are
                  rarely at home. You are peripatetic to a fault. You are erratic,
                  sending out mixed messages that can drive your family and associates
                  mad with insecurity.
              No
                  excuses: you are often hard to locate and difficult to confine
                  to regulations, and you like it that way. You feel that it
                  is not your fault if you aren't at home; it's everyone else's
                  fault for expecting you to be there. You are strong, brave
                  and sure to get things done, but you cannot be counted on to
                  adhere to schedules meant for mere mortals. Tigers are pathologically
                  independent.
              Furthermore,
                  you hate to be scolded. Hence you flatly refuse to accept "friendly" observations
                  or allow for constructive criticism concerning your gadabout
                  lifestyle. You fly off the handle at the slightest reproof
                  or disapproval. Tigerish disdain for hierarchies, status, snobbery,
                  and social strata is fierce. When in full rebellion against
                  fusty systems and censorious rigidity, you are at your harshest.
                  Watch your ego. When it is threatened, you may fling some very
                  muddy language around and you will spare nobody's feelings. 
              You
                  are not quite as dramatic as Dragons, but you are just as wild
                  and twice as vengeful. You are not nearly so tricky as Monkeys,
                  nor as stolidly obstinate as Oxen, but you are three times
                  the strategist of either and at times almost as unreasonable
                  as the most stubborn Ox. You are not Schwarzenegger strong,
                  Rambo tough, or gangster dangerous. No. You are strong because
                  you feel strong. You're close-to-the-ground muscular, yet streamlined
                  and linear. You're always on the alert, taut, ready to spring
                  and pounce at a split second's notice. Underneath that luxuriant
                  striped coat, you are all sinew and power, gristle and brawn.
              Still,
                  you are a really nice person. Despite your sharpened claws
                  and razor fangs, you are noble. You don't tolerate evil. You
                  are anti nastiness. You are a ghost buster, natural-born exorcist,
                  and banisher of evil spirits. The Chinese claim that having
                  a Tiger in the house keeps it forever safe from fire, thieves
                  and ghosts. Would it be wise, then, for us to resist your tireless
                  insistence on having your own way?
              You
                  are not an easy-going lightweight. No matter your size, shape
                  or persuasion, you take up acres of emotional space. Even at
                  your gentlest, you are neither house pet nor casual acquaintance.
                  Nobody who has more than a howdy-do acquaintance with you is
                  ever able to slough you off with an indifferent shrug. You
                  need attention, lots of it. You want to work, play, make love,
                  converse and interact in all sorts of ways. You are just plain
                  there. Nobody says, "Shut up." Or "Go and lie
                  down on your blanket," to you and lives to tell the tale.
                  By nature, you do not remain in the background, so people have
                  to either love you adoringly or hate and reject you.(and they
                  will)
              You
                  are somehow spiritually invasive. You demand unflinching devotion
                  to your endless causes and sympathy for your countless woes.
                  Sometimes it seems as though you were put on earth to force
                  everyone else to make choices, pass judgments, take sides and
                  prove or disprove their loyalties.
              With
                  you, there is no middle ground. Intensity is a word that might
                  have been invented to describe the Tiger's state of mind. You
                  are constantly involved in stormy litigations or tense power
                  struggles in which you frequently lack reserve or employ good
                  sense. You need wise allies to stay your hand as you tend to
                  get too feisty too soon. If you have opted to be someone's
                  friend, you want them to take your side against the bad guys,
                  and, because you are so winning and adorable and fair of mind,
                  they often do.
              Not
                  many people can stand having you around all the time. You need
                  space and so do the others. Like all cats, you are territorial.
                  Your house is your domain and can be a minefield of disputes,
                  breaches of contract and stormy family battles. You nearly
                  always stand your ground. Faced with your adversaries' most
                  outrageous claims and accusations, and even the threat of disrepute
                  or eviction, you stay put. You don't seem to care what people
                  think of you. No long-term, Ox-like, wait-and-see solutions
                  for you. You act on impulse to protect your territory. Your
                  actions are directly connected to your emotions. If someone
                  yells at you, you yell right back.
              You
                  scoff at jeopardy. Indeed, you have an unhealthy penchant for
                  risk-taking. You get involved in zany schemes, major humanitarian
                  tasks, or world-scale projects that nobody else in their right
                  mind would try to accomplish in two lifetimes.
              You
                  have no fear of the results of your recklessness. You'll enter
                  battle on a hunch, fight like a Tiger and sometimes even lose.
                  If you do lose and the world crumbles around you, you will
                  be crushed, but not for long. Soon you will bound from your
                  bed, leap into the car and race off to blaze a new trail.
              You
                  are capable of enormous sacrifice in return for the special
                  attention you require from others. If you love someone and
                  feel that your love is amply reciprocated, you will crawl on
                  your knees through the snows of Siberia to reach that person's
                  bedside. You know no bounds anywhere. And that's just the trouble.
                  You don't just DO things. You over DO them.
              Partly
                  because of your inability to see danger until it hits you squarely
                  in the solar plexus, you have a reputation for being foolhardy.
                  You will rise to any challenge you feel is worthy of your august
                  attention. You simply don't perceive danger the way other signs
                  do. You will toy with a grenade the way cats play with a half-dead
                  mouse. You prowl around it, pretend to ignore it, walk away,
                  come back, tease it with your paw, give it a nudge with your
                  snout and finally stick your nose right in it, touching and
                  prodding it insistently. But the grenade doesn't explode. No
                  wonder the Chinese teach us that the Tiger is lucky.
              Sometimes
                  this streak of good fortune abandons you. When you court danger
                  just a bit too offhandedly, you occasionally fall down dead
                  (Remember Marilyn Monroe? Natalie Wood? Oscar Wilde? Isadora
                  Duncan?)
              You
                  thrive on excess and are a potential burnout case. You are
                  an excitement addict. You love to uncover obscure laws, delve
                  into dark places and locate exceptional people. Once located,
                  you pursue your cherished prey with the spontaneity of a pot
                  of milk boiling over. And speaking of milk, you can often be
                  found paddling around in puddles of spilt milk.
              You
                  are incorrigibly contrary. The only way you ever learn is the
                  hard way. You have to be at death's door before you accept
                  moderation. Defiance is your middle name.
              You
                  reinvent your life every single day. Because of your low boredom
                  threshold, you strive to escape sameness and avoid routine.
                  You will very likely move to a new home at least five times
                  in your adult life. Any self-respecting Tiger will change jobs
                  about twice that often. Your messy divorces are not necessarily
                  countable on one hand, either. You get a kick out of change
                  and crave upheaval. You won't own a house for two minutes before
                  you're knocking down walls to make room for the new lifestyle
                  you've just dreamed up.
              Your
                  delight in change can be an asset. Your rush to pounce on novel
                  ideas and obscure notions can be perceived as amusing. No Tiger
                  can ever be accused of being stodgy or conservative. But as
                  a result of your taste for haste, you sometimes have trouble
                  concentrating.
              This
                  habit of being easily distracted creates an all consuming work
                  pattern that I like to call the "Blitz Effect." You
                  prefer not to take up any project that needs to be accomplished
                  over a long stretch of time. You love to paint your fence,
                  cook a meal, go on a hike, or write a letter. Those jobs will
                  be cheerfully undertaken and completed with enthusiasm and
                  immediacy. However, if a task takes too long, it might never
                  get undertaken at all.
              Does
                  that mean you are easily bored? In a way yes because you need
                  to feel the pulse of your projects, to sense that the goal
                  is not too far ahead. Pressure makes you perform at your best,
                  but as soon as the pressure eases, you flounder, lose interest,
                  and may even forget what you were doing. You are also easily
                  sidetracked.
              As
                  a result, your decision-making sometimes has an annoying hippity
                  hop quality. People sometimes accuse you of procrastination.
                  Fact is, you hold off until the "right moment" when
                  acting on major decisions. It is actually a strategy for you
                  to seem to hesitate, to shilly-shally about buying that house,
                  getting married or signing the big contract. Actually, you
                  are being cautious because you're waiting for the most propitious
                  moment to pounce. You know that once you have made the fatal
                  leap, it's impossible to turn back. It's when the stakes are
                  highest that you let your adversaries stew in their own juice
                  until you feel it's the perfect moment to strike. You are a
                  canny strategist and seem to know instinctively when the iron
                  is hottest.
              Because
                  you are also addicted to urgency and always rushing to get
                  things done, you often have to work alone. Associations, group
                  or team projects are ill advised. You have a low tolerance
                  for inertia, endless or useless meetings, laziness, bossiness,
                  lack of focus, or any deficiency. In your impatience, you simply
                  wrench the helm from the unsuspecting hands of a partner and
                  decide, willy-nilly, to go it alone.
              You
                  are a master of rash moves, hasty decisions, and ill-advised
                  associations. So when you take hasty steps, you frequently
                  find yourself in piranha-infested hot water. You are altruistic
                  as well. You seem to specialize in saving sinking ships and
                  bankrupt businesses, rescuing battered wives and mistreated
                  children. There's a hero streak in your character. You cannot
                  resist getting involved where someone is struggling against
                  unjust odds. A Tiger child will want to rescue a drowning spider
                  in the bathtub. Tiger adults never lose this habit.
              Mediocrity
                  is another of your pet peeves. You can nearly always be found
                  hobnobbing with people from either end of the social spectrum.
                  But you will not hang out around middle class, middle-ground,
                  or middle-aged cocktail parties. It's part of your all or nothing
                  attitude. You will happily invite a homeless family to lunch
                  or, with reckless abandon, charge into a reception at the White
                  House. You don't understand artificial boundaries between human
                  beings. You are oblivious to titles, position, labels, and
                  rank. You are not even curious about the inner workings of
                  social class. You are drawn solely to people who have a lot
                  of heart.
              Unlike
                  the Monkey, who is immune to the effects of treachery and can
                  walk through a crowd of killers with impunity, you are ripe
                  prey to danger and often fall victim to it. There is something
                  mysterious or magical about you that causes unstable people
                  to fixate on you, become obsessed with you, and find reasons
                  to be jealous or envious of you. You are not easily duped because
                  you are quite suspicious by nature. But when you believe in
                  someone, you may follow him or her over a cliff.
              Your
                  life may be colored by disappointment. You long for allies.
                  You need trustworthy cohorts and partners-in-crime when you
                  pull off your daring capers. Once you have found them, you
                  often place too much belief in your associates. When you trust
                  too much, you sometimes find your best-laid plans undermined
                  by those in whom you had the most faith.
              You
                  make money. Although the world's richest billionaires are not
                  often Tiger-born, you are not one to slack off when it comes
                  to putting your shoulder to the wheel. You usually earn plenty.
                  You also invest cleverly, but are more likely to build a fortune
                  from a brand new concept that you have devised. Quick-tempered
                  and hotheaded, you usually choose to improvise and invent creative
                  new ways of making money rather than taking workaday jobs that
                  only require your presence, say, on a production line. Boredom,
                  remember, is your archenemy.
              Although
                  you usually rank on the high side of middle income, you actually
                  have little or no respect for money. Your financial picture
                  is fraught with devil-may-care spending, perpetual overdrafts
                  and a shocking irreverence for debt. You may not even know
                  how much money you have. You would be wise to let a trusted
                  mate do the household accounts while you take an allowance
                  to live on. As for savings, forget it. The Chinese say that
                  the Tiger need never worry about money: just when you fear
                  it's all gone, more seems to arrive, as if by magic.
              For
                  most of your life, the concept of "different" means "better." But
                  if you stay alive until middle age, the real challenge for
                  you is to grasp the true meaning of moderation. Rather than
                  rushing headlong into thicket after thicket and coming up with
                  little more than burrs on your snout, you will sensibly accept
                  the fact that calculated preparation is the key to fine-tuning
                  your plans of attack. In this way you bring not only your intelligence,
                  optimism and energy to each new project, but eventually you
                  become the engineer of your own designs.
              Sooner
                  or later, despite your fear of boredom and distaste for sameness,
                  you will swap your virtuoso juggling of time, money, and energy
                  for a disciplined personal management program. It is only by
                  learning to cope with routine and sinking your eager fangs
                  into the tedium of day-to-day that you can hope to achieve
                  a healthy, harmonious existence.
              TIGER
                  HEALTH
              You
                  probably believe that you are immortal and will always remain
                  in excellent fettle. You are not one to rush to the doctor
                  at every wince or stitch. Nor are you prudent. You are often
                  run down from over excitement and your highly-strung nerves
                  teeter on the edge much of the time.
              You
                  are always tense, never on time, constantly behind schedule
                  and racing to keep up. You like to be in a hurry. You are often
                  in a rage over some injustice and freely engage in loud debates.
                  You hardly ever admit or even recognize it, but you are almost
                  always dead tired.
              You
                  were born with a very sketchy, all up or all down health pattern.
                  You are often imprecise and scornful of routine. So it follows
                  that you hate performing any task for the sake of mere maintenance.
                  Most of us admit that, to a large degree, our state of health
                  depends on how well we maintain our bodies and heed the signs
                  of impending illness. Even though you know better, you don't
                  take very good care of yourself, except in spurts. You want
                  rapid remedies and quick victories - even where health is concerned.
              Blitz
                  methods and quick results are what you know best. If you are
                  obliged to calculate your food intake over a period of months
                  in order to lose weight cautiously and definitively, you will
                  find a reason not to do it. If it can't happen fast, then it
                  just won't happen.
              You
                  are effective, rapid and efficient - but not always steady.
                  You want to have beautiful straight teeth all your life, but
                  if that means you have to brush them three times a day, use
                  dental floss regularly and go to the dentist every six months, "Boring!" says
                  the Tiger. Not surprising then that you frequently have serious
                  dental problems after forty.
              It
                  is however possible for you to manage to work out alone or
                  with a personal trainer in gyms, showing tenacity, perseverance
                  and demonstrating amazing personal strength. You are a self-starting
                  independent worker and will use various torture machines until
                  your muscles are burning and your head swims. But you won't
                  join a team or willingly take an aerobics class. You hate groups
                  unless you are the head honcho. Besides, joining a group activity
                  might mean getting to the gym at a certain hour on a certain
                  day, and that kind of adherence to collective rules rubs your
                  tawny fur the wrong way
              Slowness
                  frustrates you. Deliberate, painstaking cohorts thwart your
                  plan. You always feels you must blaze the trail, and you do
                  a lot of navigating by the seat of your pants. You may miss
                  the target and cause yourself excruciating frustration, which
                  leads to aggression. But never mind. You always clean up your
                  own messes and are not afraid to admit that you have been wrong.
                  One thing is sure about you Tiger... you learn by your mistakes.
              Here
                  comes the unhealthy part. Because of your breakneck approach,
                  sooner or later you may have to slow down or be obliged by
                  failing health to contain your enthusiasm. Frenzied activity
                  is often followed by total collapse, which can cause you to
                  become depressive and even to succumb to serious diseases.
                  You can also fall into the trap of using drugs to keep moving.
                  Then you may have to turn to sedatives to slow you down. You
                  may thrive on coffee and cigarettes until, one day, you find
                  yourself flat on your back - or worse!
              To
                  avert the danger of this frantic pattern, you should practice
                  a sport every day. Running, wind surfing, walking, biking and
                  swimming are excellent because you can let off steam and relax
                  your muscles. Yoga and meditation also do wonders for the tense
                  Tiger spirit and body. You should only eat meat twice a week
                  and stay away from carbonated soft drinks and canned foods.
                  Fresh fruit and whole grains encourage your sluggish intestine
                  to perform more regularly and should be eaten either half an
                  hour before meals, three hours after a meal or just before
                  going to bed.
              The
                  Chinese say that Tigers are given to sick headache, tic douloureux,
                  fever, allergy and (because of your highly charged emotions)
                  convulsions, sometimes even epilepsy. All are nerve-related
                  disorders and stem from over-stimulation. If you wake up tired
                  even after a good night's sleep, you should acknowledge your
                  limitations. If you are smart, you will cultivate the art of
                  spending a whole day in bed once a month. Your bedside table
                  should be equipped with all the unread books and papers you've
                  been wanting to catch up on. You should keep a ready supply
                  of unfinished projects around the bedroom so that your day
                  of rest will not seem unfruitful (you hate sloth). A well-occupied,
                  cozy day of recess will set you back on all fours, ready once
                  more to attack another month or so of chronic overdoing.
              Although
                  you frequently prefer the city, you should often get away to
                  the country. Nature calms you down. Country people are gentler
                  than city folk and the tone of rural life won't twang at your
                  exposed nerves. Also, country air and outdoor physical chores
                  will offer an outlet for your excess energy.
              Most
                  of all, you must see your doctor often. Of course, suggesting
                  that you do this is about as effective as telling a housefly
                  to turn into a 747 and fly to Africa. Doctors irritate you
                  because you think they are mostly overpaid pill pushers. You
                  admire only those who care for the poor or the suffering hungry
                  masses. You may even believe that people who go to doctors
                  are nothing but hypochondriacs or sissies. Get over it! And
                  get on with seeing doctors or other healers as often as you
                  know you should.
              You
                  are a stubbornly excessive daredevil, you undertake too much
                  at once, you don't want any interference, and you hate efforts
                  at maintenance. Symptoms often go ignored. You don't want to
                  appear weak because you feel that you haven't got time to be
                  ill.
              TIGER COMPATIBILITIES
              Tiger with Rat
              At
                  first meeting you two charm the pants off each other. The Rat
                  finds you fetching and would love to show you off, while you
                  are amused by the Rat's vigorous chatter and lively sense of
                  humor. But there is bound to be friction in the long run.
              After
                  the first spark of love, you two will find fault with each
                  other. You, the rambunctious, adventurous Tiger, will forever
                  be seeking excitement. The Rat, being more domestic, will come
                  to hate the sight of suitcases. You stalk instability, and
                  are tempted by danger and the prospect of having a new job
                  every year. Everything is challenging to you. The Rat will
                  not always find your inconsistencies appealing and will be
                  plagued by worry. The Rat's mental stability depends greatly
                  on material security and, with you always job-hopping, the
                  Rat will fret over money.
              To
                  endure, both must remember the initial reasons which drew you
                  together. It's likely to be called SEX. You have moreover lots
                  to talk about and agree on many matters. If the Rat can recall
                  how you roared attractively into his or her life, and if you
                  can continue to appreciate the Rat's powers of seduction, there
                  is hope for an exciting, long-lived marriage.
              Tiger
                  with Ox
              Disastrous.
                  No matter how you slice it, this combo is in for a rocky ride.
                  Both of you possess an iron will, backed by the power to exert
                  it. Equally self-possessed and determined, you and the obstinate
                  Ox are better known as rivals than accomplices. Frankly, this
                  quarrelsome duo is best off entangled at the center of a boxing
                  ring.
              Often
                  you jump start the Ox's tranquil day by stirring up trouble.
                  The stoical Ox wants only to stay close to home and work and
                  plod on. He or she becomes exhausted trying to be patient with
                  you. You are just too effervescent. You want to roar off to
                  a trade union demonstration or some other exciting event. You
                  complain about the Ox being too humdrum. The Ox, meanwhile,
                  bullies you, accusing you of everything from incurable restlessness
                  to insanity.
              If
                  round three takes place under the covers, there is hope for
                  reconciliation. Your raw sensuality thaws the Ox's glacial
                  resistance. The inhibited Ox feels free with you. Twenty-four-hour
                  truces may result. Even so, the union is best-suited for friendship
                  or business partnership where dual iron wills can effect real
                  progress. The Tiger/Ox emotional match is a tug of war. It
                  is not romantically promising.
              Tiger
                  with Tiger
              Two
                  Tigers? Burnout alert! Tigers believe fervently in love at
                  first sight and may pounce on each other with gusto. Yes, a
                  Tiger tandem is full of instant enthusiasms, quick fix plans,
                  and clever strategies. But there is a basic problem. While
                  both Tigers are out changing the world, who's watching the
                  store?
              There
                  will be candlelight dinners, vibrant, witty foreplay, banter
                  and excitement. "My place or yours?" decisions are
                  rapidly executed. With groans, sighs, crackings of zippers,
                  and tearing of clothes, you twin tigers are so turned on that
                  you may never make it to the bed. You consume each other. Afterwards,
                  you'll sip champagne and pore over the world's fate. Your torrid
                  embraces then become passionate arguments. Forever in combat,
                  a Tiger duet is but messily content.
              Come
                  morning, you two Tigers return to your respective lairs, freshen
                  up and dash off to work. No time lost, and no extra romantic
                  palaver to cloud the clear purpose of a busy day.
              You
                  are inveterate meddlers, always shoving your paws in where
                  you ought to abstain. Two Tigers will contradict and wrongly
                  advise each other all over the place, leaving no other alternative
                  but to swim around in boiling water for the rest of your lives.
                  Help! Perhaps you should forego marriage. A love affair will
                  be played out in fast-forward mode and promises to be ultra
                  dynamic. But this marriage is unlikely to be either peaceful,
                  long-lasting or productive. And should you go through with
                  wedlock, God help the Tiger cubs. The insecurity! The ever-changing
                  domiciles and decors. Arrgh!
              Tiger
                  with Cat/Rabbit
              A
                  style clash. The two of you might very possibly enter into
                  a so-called "marriage of convenience," but underneath
                  roils a mute tension that screams, "Get me outta here!" With
                  a Tiger/Cat/Rabbit union, it's the Tiger who's doing the silent
                  shrieking. What then? The Cat/Rabbit usually has the money,
                  and you, who possibly even married the Cat/Rabbit for the loot,
                  are busy having a nervous breakdown.
              You
                  live for change and victory. Cat/Rabbits dream only of peace
                  and quiet. Get the picture? No common ground. Trying to outwit
                  each other, you felines stealthily compete for the household
                  throne. You go at it with typical self-serving vengeance. The
                  Cat/Rabbit skulks around the house seeking opportunities to
                  entrap you. Imagine, two wily cats under the same roof. You
                  may tolerate each other; but the rhythms are off.
              And...
                  an occasional playful interlude can degenerate into a clawing,
                  hissing brawl. Cat/Rabbits require security and build their
                  nests with refinement and taste. You might enjoy sharing these
                  surroundings but, unlike the Cat/Rabbit, you crave change and
                  favor a more Bohemian lifestyle. So much do you long for freedom
                  that you might even be tempted to grab some of the Cat/Rabbit's
                  dough and dash off to the Amazon, leaving only a deep skid
                  mark outside the Swiss bank.
              Even
                  in bed, the two of you are not apt to be compatible. You are
                  aggressive, possessing such a raw, frank, pushy sexuality that
                  the Cat/Rabbit's delicate sensuality is overwhelmed. The Cat
                  requires a coaxing, seductive, slow-moving lover, and you (and
                  your impetuousness) are ill-suited to satisfy this need.
              I
                  see the Cat/Rabbit-Tiger match as either an intense summer
                  romance, or a long-lived "loving friendship" wherein
                  you get together in bed once in a blue moon for old times'
                  sake. Marriage? Only if the Cat has a private income and protects
                  it from your spendthrift clutches.
              Tiger
                  with Dragon
              Sexed!
                  The Tiger/Dragon love relationship bears serious consideration.
                  Combined, your strength is almost excessive. And energy! Enough
                  to fuel several large power plants. There is EGO flashing in
                  red neon all over this couple. Overbearing and self-propelled,
                  you are both a bit "too much". But as a pair, you
                  may just succeed.
              Despite
                  an excess of commando muscle, this combo lives peaceably together.
                  Mutual respect and admiration offset the expected clashes.
                  The dashing Dragon begs for constant flattery and applause.
                  However, you sometimes find the pontificating Dragon tiresome
                  and you grab the spotlight away. You are undaunted by fire-breathing
                  antics. In fact, you love a good shouting match and respect
                  a worthy opponent. The generous Dragon is amused by and tolerates
                  your love of danger and precipitous behavior. In short, you
                  two get along.
              You
                  not only make a sensual match with the Dragon, the two of you
                  also carry yourselves with bravado and flair. An air of semi-madness
                  colors everything you do. People flock to your home to bask
                  in your auras and share in the emotional high produced by your
                  hazardous love. Not afraid to share power, you take turns sitting
                  on the throne, working the crowd together.
              This
                  relationship is good for marriage. Battles will be waged, but
                  at the end of the day the force of your attraction ensures
                  that you will be lovers for life. Entwined in your own whirlwind
                  of passion and steamy sex, the two of you know the road to
                  heaven. The Dragon sets you alight and you devour the dashing
                  Dragon's scalding hot fire. Enjoy!
              Tiger
                  with Snake
              The
                  slithering Snake and tempestuous Tiger are irresistibly drawn
                  to each other, but this union is not encouraged. Tiger/Snake
                  can be a disastrous alliance. As different as black and white,
                  yin and yang, the combination just doesn't blend. Should either
                  of you be ill-fated enough to fall for the other, a preliminary
                  restraining order could save you from disasters. If not, here's
                  what to expect:
              The
                  slow-moving Snake will inflict tremendous frustration on your
                  psyche. Initially, you misguidedly see the enchanting serpent
                  as quiet and submissive, and you attempt to dominate. But reptiles
                  don't take kindly to bullying. They(slowly but surely)retaliate.
              Snakes
                  are aloof, independent, strategic whiz kids. Haughty indifference
                  and disdain are among their sharpest weapons. They are also
                  given to repeated bouts of infidelity which will certainly
                  shatter your giant ego. Your impressive tantrums can make the
                  Snake's calm, reflective, philosophical life miserable.
              Equally
                  magnetic, you and the Snake compete for attention. You do so
                  aggressively, whereas the Snake slyly bewitches. At your own
                  parties, Tiger/Snake hosts may appear quarrelsome.
              You
                  are fast and alert, Snakes quiet and slow-thinking. You are
                  impulsive and may act heedlessly. Snakes take things at their
                  own laid back pace and rely almost solely on intuition. The
                  two of you may cohabit for sensual pleasure, but you don't
                  see eye to eye in too many areas.
              Sex?
                  You just get down to business. The Snake's need for beautiful,
                  romantic foreplay is frustrated and disappointed by your haste
                  and lusty appetite. It can work. But only if you, Tiger, can
                  learn to slow down.
              Tiger
                  with Horse
              Auspicious,
                  to say the least. Both parties have unruly natures. Individually,
                  you are independent. You might clash, but the attraction between
                  you is strong and so is the mutual respect. In love, you can
                  each become wilting passion flowers of vulnerability. As a
                  loving pair, your passion knows few bounds.
              You
                  and the Horse are equally inventive and creative. The Horse's
                  conservatism in family matters curbs your hotheadedness. You
                  work hard together to raise a fine family in a proper way,
                  yet, thanks to your rebelliousness, the kids will get some
                  relief from the seriousness of the Horse parent's approach.
              Both
                  of you are optimistic and strong. Usually, if a depression
                  comes along, the Horse is up and you are down, or vice versa.
                  There's no boredom here either. You two are active, lusty life-grabbers.
                  Unless one learns to be practical with money, you may have
                  financial crises. Both of you know how to earn and both love
                  to spend.
              The
                  initial sexual attraction is volcanic and you are both imaginative
                  and faithful enough to keep sex exciting over the long haul.
                  This relationship can endure.
              Tiger
                  with Goat
              This
                  union is among the worst possible known to Chinese astrologers.
                  Although the couple may make a fabulous start (in bed), from
                  there on it's all downhill.
              The
                  practicalities just don't work out. The Goat is charming, beautifully
                  seductive, dreamy and loving. You have passion and mettle.
                  But who will bring home the bacon? In this family, nobody wants
                  the job. No concessions are made. The Goat remains laid back
                  while you bombast a hole in the kitchen ceiling. What was a
                  great passion in the beginning ends in lifelong misunderstanding
                  and acrimony. Affairs? Yes. Marriage? Abstinence is advised.
              Tiger
                  with Monkey
              The
                  two of you make eager lovers. Initially, you will leap frequently
                  on each other's bones, accomplishing astonishing feats of extreme
                  passion. In the long run, though, the ardor may die a natural
                  death because you hate to be clung to, and the innately neurotic
                  Monkey doesn't know how not to cling.
              The
                  strong intellectual tug between Tigers and Monkeys frequently
                  keeps you together anyway. You admire the Monkey's keen eye
                  for strategy and the Monkey enjoys and applauds your feisty
                  wit and temerity. The Monkey gives you plenty of presents and
                  kudos. You give the Monkey spunk and encouragement. The two
                  of you have an easy common viewpoint and, even if you cannot
                  keep the love flame burning, you will go far together as lifelong
                  pals. The Chinese say that you should beware. Traditionally,
                  the Monkey is Tiger's natural enemy. I don't advise marriage.
              Tiger
                  with Rooster
              I
                  don't recommend this pair for marriage. Both parties are aggressive
                  and opinionated; neither will back down easily. The atmosphere
                  will be taut and most arguments one-sided. Conflicts and collisions
                  are guaranteed to hinder the harmonious progress of this couple.
                  You bounce back and forget every nasty word that was ever said.
                  But Roosters carry grudges and cannot forget how badly they
                  were treated the last time you had a row. Impasses are common.
              In
                  bed, there may be some fairly exciting fireworks, as the Rooster
                  is imaginative and energetic enough to keep you interested.
                  Both of you are impetuous and uninhibited lovers capable of
                  grand gestures and profound intensity. Unless the disagreements
                  of the day carry over into the bedroom, you are well aspected
                  for a long, healthy sex life, without marriage.
              Tiger
                  with Dog
              Harmony
                  incarnate. Dogs and Tigers just plain get along. You have common
                  causes and common philosophies. But you are very different.
                  You are overly optimistic, the Dog pessimistic. Each helps
                  the other to understand your basic character differences.
              The
                  Chinese call this pairing a happy alliance of muscle and heart.
                  You have the strength to put the Dog's ideals across to the
                  public. The anxious Dog keeps watch and prevents you from leaping
                  into the wrong battles. You are, simply, a great couple. Harmony
                  reigns right from the start. And because you and the Dog respect
                  each other's deepest convictions, mutual admiration sticks
                  you together like super glue.
              In
                  bed, you usually take the lead, which is great for the tense,
                  nervous Dog, who often needs to be thawed out before engaging
                  in any heavy intimacy. With time, this couple learns to blend
                  eroticism with affection to achieve physical fulfillment. It
                  is rare that such a marriage ends in divorce.
              Tiger
                  with Pig
              The
                  basic characters here are vastly different. Pigs are scrupulous
                  and peace-loving. Tigers strategize every move and carry banners
                  for their own noisy causes. Yet with the proper amount of gentle
                  understanding from Piggy and the sort of generous reasonableness
                  for which you are famous, the two of you can make a real go
                  of marriage.
              The
                  Pig admires your punchy gall and you respect the Pig's guilelessness
                  and purity of spirit. Pigs are mostly even-tempered and good-natured,
                  while you are pathologically changeable. The Pig finds you
                  too mobile, but doesn't mind staying at home and holding the
                  fort while you rush about being self important. Instead of
                  clashing, you two complement one another.
              Your
                  physical relationship is full of tenderness and mutual understanding.
                  The Pig is sensual, adores pleasure, and is lavishly generous.
                  You need a lot of affection and cherish the sort of warmth
                  and homeliness the Pig offers your restless nature. Steamy
                  cuddling sessions abound in the Pig/Tiger household.
              TIGER
                  FUTURES
              What
                  the Tiger should expect from the twelve Chinese animal years
              2006,
                  2018 The Dog Year
              Dog
                  years are good for your cynical views and satisfy your longing
                  for revolution. The Dog loves your zing and you admire the
                  Dog's keen eye for social flaws. The benevolent atmosphere
                  this year is salutary for you, Tiger. But the road may not
                  be paved with gold: you will have to lean into the wind and
                  keep on chugging along. I know you won't be tempted to give
                  up because this is the year of renewed love. Your emotions
                  will be bustling about getting high on the joy of romance.
                  Have a good time. Next year you'll have to return to Earth.
              2007,
                  2019 The Pig Year
              Remain
                  vigilant. After the initial glow of plenty and easy comfort
                  that characterizes this year has worn off, you may be in for
                  some surprises in the empty pocketbook department. Relax. You
                  can ward it all off by being more careful about spending. Pay
                  up your credit card accounts and stop being so glad-handedly
                  generous. Ask your family to contribute to some of the expense
                  for that reunion you're planning at your country place. Or,
                  better still, pay them all individual visits instead, you know
                  how you love change. This Pig year is conducive to luxury travel
                  at bargain prices.
              2008,
                  2020 The Rat Year
              There's
                  not much fun for you this year. The Rat wants you to become
                  as conservative as he is and learn how to stock up on everything
                  from money to moderation. You despise being constrained and
                  eschew the very prospect of poverty. You always imagine (and
                  you are often right) that true hardship only happens to other
                  people. Money does come easily to you (sooner or later). You
                  should remain in hiding while the Rat is in power. This is
                  low profile time. Invest your money in surefire schemes. Don't
                  spend any of it on frivolities.
              2009,
                  2021 The Ox Year
              You
                  shouldn't expect much benefit from Ox years. The stolid Ox
                  cannot tolerate the zany, intense, emotional side of your nature,
                  and won't be indulgent with any pranks you think up under his
                  reign. This year, make it easy on yourself. Steer clear of
                  lawsuits and arguments and forget about expressing your hard-nosed
                  opinions. Rigor and discipline will help. You don't mind change.
                  Why not move out of the country for the duration of the Ox
                  year? You'll stay out of the line of fire and reap more gain
                  for your efforts in a peaceful setting where nobody knows or
                  cares what you are up to.
              2010,
                  2022 The Tiger Year
              This
                  is your life, Tiger, so enjoy! But remember what the Chinese
                  say: your year is made easier for you by the fates because
                  you have a duty to your future this year. In the next two years,
                  you ought to decide how you plan to shape the next 12 years
                  of your existence. The vibes are good for you this year. Don't
                  dilly-dally: use them wisely. Oh, and don't forget to take
                  advantage of the extra portion of charm that this year lends
                  you. Seduce and fall in love at least once.
              2011,
                  2023 The Cat/Rabbit Year
              If
                  you have done your homework and planned well, this is the year
                  when good things begin to take shape. You are comfortable in
                  the business sector of your life and will attract more attention
                  than you have been getting over the past few years. Don't be
                  daunted by the barriers that crop up during this period. Be
                  patient and stick to your guns. The Cat/Rabbit's influence
                  is one of silent cleverness and refinement. Stay suave and
                  cool and don't put your paw in it. This is a good year for
                  cosmetic surgery or self-help plans. The quiet, wily, home-loving
                  Cat/Rabbit benefits everything concerning beauty, improvement
                  of lifestyle, and social order.
              2012,
                  2024 The Dragon Year
              The
                  Dragon likes you, but you will not be able to have top billing
                  this year. You are well advised not to attempt any new breakthroughs
                  or revolutions. The Dragon does not take kindly to competition.
                  Be circumspect and don't get huffy. Unwelcome change is in
                  the air for this year, and you may lose something or someone
                  you hold dear. My advice? Hang in there. Read a lot. Your fortunes
                  will remain intact if you stay out of the limelight and work
                  in harmony with the positive influence of the dashing Dragon.
              2013,
                  2025 The Snake Year
              The
                  Snake wishes you no ill, but cannot abide your hasty, rushing-river
                  approach to life. It makes him dizzy. You can expect a showdown
                  in almost all of your activities. But don't panic. Take a few
                  trips, see some new places and learn how to coast along without
                  taking yourself too seriously. You are a speed demon living
                  in the year of the ponderous, philosophical Snake. Don't expect
                  much in the way of income, but love? Oh gosh, yes. You'll have
                  oodles of love in the Snake year. Love is what the Snake is
                  all about.
              2014,
                  2026 The Horse Year
              Uh,
                  oh! Not my favorite year for Tigers. Catastrophes and Tiger
                  bashings are rife in these galloping years when the tone is
                  self-congratulatory and slightly pedantic. There's a feeling
                  of "We did it!" in the air and an aura of gloating.
                  Now, your job here, Tiger, is to keep your head. In general,
                  the Horse's influence is fine for you. But the fates are not
                  on your side in Horse years. Don't go taking unnecessary chances,
                  but work at your goals with diligence. The Horse wants you
                  to succeed. Low profile time.
              2015,
                  2027 The Goat Year
              Oh,
                  the dissension! Goats and Tigers can get along in many ways
                  and even like each other. Deep down, though, the Goat cannot
                  understand you any better than you understand him. You bicker
                  and pick at each other. It's a rocky year for your psyche,
                  Tiger. The Goat is in this life to bask in security so he can
                  get on with his dreaming. You baffle the Goat with your disdain
                  for security and your zeal for making changes. Frankly, this
                  Goat year may bore you. Go on a few jaunts out of town. Move
                  about. Write a book. Make a film. But stay out of the Goat's
                  way, or he will certainly embroil you in a pessimistic, long-winded
                  difference of opinion.
              2016,
                  2028 The Monkey Year
              You're
                  going to love this year. It's action packed with change and
                  surprises. Besides, the Monkey really admires your pep and
                  secretly giggles in complicity behind his paw at your incessant
                  shenanigans. He's a good ally for you, so you can go ahead
                  this year with your crazy, outlandish plans and your endless
                  plots and schemes. The Monkey's atmosphere is there to assist
                  you in becoming a better leader. But don't push too hard this
                  year. Much of what you see is superficial. This year people
                  willingly give you a hand or even a leg up, but they won't
                  invest in your enterprises. Go it alone. And hurry!
              2005,
                  20018 The Rooster Year
              You
                  get along with Roosters if you don't try to impinge on their
                  autonomy. Now, take heed: this year will be beneficial to you
                  in all kinds of social ways. You will find new friends and
                  make longstanding relationships work better. You must try to
                  be brave, as unfortunate events could tie you up for a while,
                  but as long as you keep working on those projects, you'll mostly
                  be fine. If anything bad happens to you this year, it will
                  be easy to clear up in a short time. Love turns up again next
                  year.
              
              
                YOUR CHINESE
                      SIGN AND ELEMENTS
               
              
                 In Chinese
                      Astrology, there are five elements: Wood Fire,
    Earth, Metal, and Water. Each governs an animal sign
    once throughout the sixty-year Chinese "century". There
    are therefore sixty different basic character types
    in Chinese Astrology. You were born in the year of ...
              
              THE WATER TIGER
              1902
                  Sir Ralph Richardson, Leni Reifenstahl, Richard Rogers, David
                  Selznick, Darryl Zanuck, William Wyler, Leland Hayward, John
                  Steinbeck, Max Ophuls, Louis de Vilmorin
              1962
                  Jodi Foster, Tom Cruise, Tracy Austin, Elizabeth McGovern,
                  Lou Diamond Phillips, Matthew Broderick
              You
                  exhibit smooth, creamy manners and seem to lead a charmed life.
                  Great personal (often early) success characterizes your life.
                  You are a lovable and loving creature whose strength of will
                  and determination to gain both respect and power are admirable.
                  People honor and esteem you. You are more stable and lead a
                  more balanced life than many of your fellow Tigers. You are
                  often artistic and able to perform in public. You tend to be
                  musical and know how to imitate accents and speech patterns
                  with remarkable accuracy. Having a good ear makes you a natural
                  linguist. Travel appeals to your taste for easy adventure:
                  you prefer to go first class.
              Long
                  term discipline is not always your strong suit, but you are
                  capable of protracted diligence in the accomplishment of work
                  projects. You also boast a socially pleasing personality and
                  love being with groups, making jokes and displaying your seductive
                  talents. As you crave company, you want to be a family person.
                  You are reliable, you take responsibility for your kin and
                  you look after your home.
              You
                  are known for your sense of fairness. Unlike some Tigers who
                  cannot tolerate advice or criticism, you are able to view your
                  own shortcomings objectively. Your open-minded approach to
                  thorny issues might lead to the study of law. You would make
                  an excellent magistrate: your judgments would be unbiased and
                  humane.
              You
                  are not so drivingly vain or ambitious as other Tigers. Scholarly
                  pursuits such as philosophy, languages and comparative literature
                  are possible, but it's the entertainment professions - especially
                  those concerned with music and communication - which will ensure
                  you career stability and bring you joy. Barring success on
                  the stage or screen, you might choose to be a professor, a
                  literary agent or even a promoter of concerts or other spectacles.
              Although
                  you make an excellent performer, you don't ache to be bathed
                  in spotlight every waking second of your life. You can work
                  contentedly behind the scenes, creating, inventing and planning.
              You
                  are mostly a virtuous creature whose greatest fault is giving
                  in to rare, but frightening, rages. You cannot abide betrayal
                  and will react rashly when you fall victim to it. You appear
                  calm and unruffled, and put up a slick, jaunty exterior. You
                  are everybody's pal until you are wronged. The bitter anger
                  which ensues is bloodthirsty, and your long-term quest for
                  revenge dangerous!
              
               Chinese
                    Signs for Women
              
                 Males and
                      Females behave differently. Below is the
    gender specific description of your Chinese sign:
              
              FEMALE TIGER
              Tiger
                  women have more fun. Yes. They really do. But you also seem
                  to have more than your share of woes. Being a Tiger female
                  is wild and woolly and can be downright dangerous. You may
                  remain single or you may get married - but if you marry, you
                  don't often stay married long.
              You
                  have a strong personality, a no-nonsense approach to life,
                  and you don't suffer fools gladly. Being your partner, especially
                  your mate, is a life threatening challenge. No man who has
                  ever survived as full-time spouse of a Tiger will tell you
                  that the marriage has been a bed of roses. But, then too, your
                  mate will never complain of having been bored.
              There
                  is nothing humdrum about your existence. You are 100 per cent
                  non-conformist. You don't live quietly in a tranquil setting
                  in the suburbs. You don't know how to do things halfway or
                  how to measure out your life in sensible portions. With you,
                  it's all or nothing.
              You
                  are feared and even reviled by the philosophers and wise men
                  who rule Chinese astrology. No bearded sage advises any reasonable
                  man to rush into a marriage with a gorgeous Tiger woman - unless
                  you are very rich and the man is not. In China, the Tiger woman
                  is considered the feminine equivalent of a male chauvinist
                  pig.
              You
                  cannot tolerate limitations or brakes on your independence.
                  Enthusiastically gallant men must be careful around you. You
                  don't like interference from people whose credentials consist
                  purely of extra muscle or brawn. You are not shy about trying
                  your hand at everything traditionally reserved for males. You
                  want to do things on your own and are gifted at doing just
                  that. You are not shy or retiring, and you almost always come
                  out with what is on your mind. If you need help, you will ask
                  for it.
              You
                  don't hate men. You are indeed often accused of liking men
                  a tad too much. But you resist the label which goes with classic
                  femininity. Deep down, perhaps you believe that your life would
                  be better if you had been born a man. You want to perform great
                  feats. You hate taking petty little jobs that don't challenge
                  your true abilities and you vigorously resist riding in the
                  back seat with Auntie Ethel or having to drive hubby's old
                  car to the supermarket so he can zoom to the office in a shiny
                  convertible. You want that same (only shinier) convertible
                  and all the mobility and pizzazz that go with it. You want
                  to be first and refuse to live in the shadow of anyone else.
                  If you want to run the world, why should you settle for less?
              You
                  are no slouch in the seduction department. You consider your
                  feminine wiles part of your natural weaponry. A good-looking
                  body, healthy hair and teeth, and a fine eye for sexy yet sober
                  fashion are but some of the heavy artillery that you are never
                  afraid to flash in times of serious negotiation or battle with
                  the enemy. Your motives are always honorable and your goals
                  respectable. You are not an evil person, nor are you tempted
                  to commit a crime or get involved in chicanery for its own
                  sake. You are neither tricky nor intentionally devious. You
                  practically always know ahead of time what you want to achieve,
                  and you go about it directly and with strength of purpose.
                  Though you are not consistent in much, you are almost always
                  headstrong, artless and chronically ingenuous.
              With
                  your lack of guile and refusal to use circuitous means, you
                  are anything but subtle. When a crucial business meeting reaches
                  its zenith of tension, when the male members of the steering
                  committee are tearing at each other's throats, the unstoppable,
                  pounce-happy Tiger lady - you - might just plop your forepaws
                  loudly on the conference table, and growl, "Come on, you
                  guys, let's cut the petty wrangling and make some decisions.
                  You've been pussyfooting around the real issues for days now.
                  Are we going to do something about these problems or not?"
              These
                  outbursts can be your undoing, but there is a happy ending.
                  Because you almost always know too much, you are often asked
                  to leave quietly by the back door with a nice packet of hush
                  money under your fur coat.
              You
                  exhibit talent and sexual attraction, and you thrive on exciting
                  or unusual destinies, but you may also suffer early burnout.
                  You must be wary of many dangers - especially the self-destructive
                  ones that throb inside your own head.
              The
                  archenemy of Tigress beauty is your hyper intensive approach
                  to life and your inability to perform even the least significant
                  of your duties without engaging your emotions. You are passionate,
                  involved so profoundly in your pursuits that you sometimes
                  cannot see the forest for the trees. Your nerves grow quickly
                  ragged with fatigue. You give yourself little quarter, working
                  far beyond your physical capacity.
              Superficially,
                  you are a vigorous, healthy person. You are on the tall side,
                  angular, and muscular, rather than round or soft-featured.
                  You stand erect and have a proud manner. Because of your elegant
                  stature, you appear tall even in old age. You stand straight
                  and look people in the eye when you speak. You have a look
                  of disarming candor in your. You emanate a girlish quality
                  that you never lose.
              You
                  are likely to be slim and wear trousers or sober suits without
                  frills. There is a quality of mystery in your manner that makes
                  you a femme fatale to beat all others. Your beauty resides
                  in your changeable expression.
              You
                  cannot hide your emotions. Your innocent eyes give you away.
                  You are buoyant and optimistic. You are dynamic and communicate
                  hope. Your solid, stately energy and pugnacious punch are contagious.
              You
                  are not usually exclusive or jealous. Your romantic goal is
                  to love - a lot! Perhaps you even seek to love a lot of different
                  men. But whomever you love you do so with passion and intense
                  loyalty. But... you are easily distracted. You like change.
                  You are eager, lusty and accommodating, but rarely the weirdo
                  whiplash or leather type of sex partner.
              You
                  have loving friendships. You can have a long, serious love
                  affair with a happily married man or be content as the secret
                  mistress of a powerful fellow who is too busy to spend all
                  his time with you. Or you might choose to love a fragile or
                  weak man on whom you have no long-term design other than shared
                  sensitivity. You can love one or all three of these men equally
                  and/or simultaneously without ever wanting to live with, marry,
                  or even take them home to Mom.
              Possessiveness
                  confounds you. You neither understand nor tolerate being possessed
                  by a lover. For this reason it is difficult to break your heart.
                  Your pride may be hurt if you are jilted or spurned, but you
                  are not one to snivel over the loss of one lover when you know
                  there are fifty more out there to be seduced and conquered.
              You
                  are not sexually jealous. You can empathize with a man's desire
                  to solicit, beguile and win over another woman because you
                  are never quite satisfied with the affections of just one man
                  for life. You are rarely an adoring, obedient object of any
                  man's affections. Your independence comes first. You can be
                  crushed by betrayal or rejection. Your closest friends are
                  everything to you. If one of these should drop you, you may
                  pine for years over the loss.
              Because
                  you often leave your parents' home young, you create a new
                  family with whom you interact during your adult life, often
                  in preference to your parents and siblings. You learn only
                  from experience and depend on your friends both for advice
                  and fidelity.
              Tiger
                  women make wonderful salespeople. You enjoy all jobs where
                  the challenge is immediate, the strategies challenging and
                  the results out by morning. You are happiest when you win a
                  contract or gain a customer, but even if you lose, you are
                  always ready to try again. You constantly test your strength
                  against unheard-of odds. You will attempt anything once and
                  are forever on the lookout for hot new experiences.
              As
                  a mother, you are devoted and responsible. To you, mothering
                  is about protection, teaching, and setting examples. However,
                  you are not very cozy or tender. You would gladly commit multiple
                  murders to hang on to your kids or keep them from harm, but
                  you are not the smothering earth mother of Lifetime TV movies.
                  Nor do you demand your kids' unfailing attention: you want
                  them to be safe, attractive and to do you proud. If they fail,
                  you buoy them up. If they succeed, you applaud.
              Because
                  of your disdain for imposed schedules, traditions and rules,
                  you are often perceived as eccentric. You are not "normal," nor
                  are you dangerous or destructive. You simply need to live your
                  way.